The Pumpkin Dipshit

Hello Roy this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you to keep posting this shit.

If it were possible to inflict maturity on these guys they would probably die of shame and embarrassment on the spot.

Does this mean the winter games won't be at Neom Snow Mountain in 2029????

Total right toilet victory

Op is here to tell u that if u don't like blackwater u'll never get a single working class vote ever again

Lotta people acting like the tattoo is still the only thing when he was just on that far right conspiracist podcast and called it one of his favorite shows.

I mean look if we're really gonna get chin-strokingly philosophical about all this, both milf and dilf are defined by their relationship to the prototypical shitty selfish horny emotionally unavailable guy: the dilf by how he's better than that guy, and the milf by how that guy still wants her

Laying it down right now: if this war does not turn into a decades-long morass or millions-scale orgy of mass death these fucking Clash of Civilizations pukes will start saying that Trump's Iran campaign actually *got in the way of and cockblocked* the grand crusade they actually wanted

Dad is a vibe,

Being responsible for the well being of one or more tiny adorable morons while not begrudging the responsibility is the way of acquiring that vibe,

Literal fatherhood isn't necessarily the only way to have that responsibility in your life, but it probably is the most common way

Bitching about how space libertarianism has never been tried and how big government is Chinese communist coded

the show runner is a sex pest, everybody is literally twenty years older, they killed off alan tudyk's character in the movie, and one of the main cast is a fucking mra gamergater.

Sometimes dead is better dot gif

and then, mysteriously, all the rest of the freestanding buildings in gaza *also got blown up*

god it's such a fucking mystery what happened

I remember 2 years ago when people were saying the same shit about that first hospital hit by missiles in gaza. "Oh, it was hit by Hamas missiles," all the Sensible Moderates said. "You'd have to be some kind of vile conspiracy theorist to believe otherwise"

I remember what happened after, too.

"Shit, y'all fuck fucking farts" -the sentence of the year so far

I think it was a traumatized friend who referred to their dead friend as "an hero" and then 4chan made it a meme

I have been threatened with a good time

These are my casualty, mother. From army.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

when I went out for the school football team in 3rd grade they had to get me one of the helmets from the 8th grade team's supply. It's a good thing I was bad at it and bored of bench-riding because if I'd stuck with it they would have had to get me a novelty giant helmet by 5th grade

when I was a teen (but definitely done growing) I remember being a 7 5/8ths but I bought a size 8 ballcap last year that is legit too tight to wear. Either my head continues to grow or the sizing isn't as standardized as it should be

8 club waddup

Chart showing black and Bridge on the side and rock water and stone at the top Black rock investment firm Black water private mercenary army Black stone investment firm Bridge rock investment firm Bridge water investment firm Bridge stone tires

lol I legit just favorited this in my photos because I know it will be helpful

your current president went to Wharton, how's that working out

faux meritocracy is a hell of a drug.

World's being ruined by a bunch of midwit rapists with close ties to the ivy league and normies are still out here pushing that "Degree = intelligence = fitness = more moral worth than the unintelligent rabble" bullshit

Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.

The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint

This is so absolutely predictable:

‘please feel sorry for our sad bag of math we are pretending has feelings, and that may or may not have been used to murder scores of Iranian schoolgirls’

are they gonna set it 20 years later and inexplicably life hasn't changed? Are they gonna digitally de-age everybody? Are they gonna rehire the guy who turned out to be MRA gamergater filth? Are they gonna let Joss just sexpest out all the goddamn time?

No. Fuckin. Thanks.

from 2003 onward like half of the passwords I was required to make were in some way firefly-related.

and frankly the idea that it might come back feels like a kick in the mouth.

No fucking thanks.

gundam would never be about "war is hell and it destroys the children who are forced to fight it"

I can't think of a single time that was the explicit theme of every gundam series