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A robot octopus wearing a “fucking poets,man” T-shirt standing next to a wheel that does not accurately represent the prizes available to you

A robot octopus wearing a “fucking poets,man” T-shirt standing next to a wheel that does not accurately represent the prizes available to you

AWP folks: If you haven’t been to the @barrelhouse.bsky.social booth yet, here’s your reminder.

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In college I used to pleasantly argue with my writing faculty advisor about all the history classes I took and I’m SO putting a copy of this in my afterlife pocket for when we meet again

27.02.2026 22:14 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Galantis -  Peanut Butter Jelly (Official Video)
Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly (Official Video) YouTube video by Galantis

How is this nu disco 4am go-to already ten years old youtu.be/4jBDnYE1WjI?...

26.02.2026 08:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The March Sadness 90s Edition First Round Game Schedule (brackets due by end of day 2/28):

marchxness.com/schedule

25.02.2026 15:23 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 22

🎉Celebrating making it through yet another week without writing an essay about the importance of identifying what one actually wants from being a writer 🎉

23.02.2026 05:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Issue 26 cover, by Michael Bargamian. Classy couple having a nice meal in front of a wildfire. It looks very cool.

Issue 26 cover, by Michael Bargamian. Classy couple having a nice meal in front of a wildfire. It looks very cool.

Issue 26 table of contents and I'm sorry I'm not going to type all the names here, please just click the pre-order link for a full listing of all contributors

Issue 26 table of contents and I'm sorry I'm not going to type all the names here, please just click the pre-order link for a full listing of all contributors

Issue 26 is available for pre-order! We'll have it in hand *just* in time for AWP, we think, and you can get your orders in now. Look at this lineup!
www.barrelhousemag.com/shop/p/pre-o...

22.02.2026 20:07 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Nicholas Angel: When’s your birthday?
Local Teen: 22nd of February 
Nicholas Angel: What year?
Local Teen: Every year.

Nicholas Angel: When’s your birthday? Local Teen: 22nd of February Nicholas Angel: What year? Local Teen: Every year.

Happy birthday to those who observe

22.02.2026 17:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A portly stuffed brown teddy bear

A portly stuffed brown teddy bear

Punch’s IKEA orangutan mom is cute but I’m all about dad bod bear here

21.02.2026 07:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TIL when you are a garbage passenger in a car that's being photographed by paparazzi, do literally anything but stare into the nether distance

19.02.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Assuming if you're reading this, you're also so tired of being tired.)

19.02.2026 18:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Biggest takeaway from having BBC News on for the last hour - would watch CSI: Thames Valley

19.02.2026 17:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Time Management” by Caelyn Cobb “Once there was a girl who wanted to be a part of something bigger than herself, and so she moved to a big city and tried to get a job at a company everyone else had heard of before.”

Got a new @caelyncobb.bsky.social story on Short Story, Long today!!

"The office became something else. It became theirs."

17.02.2026 16:09 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 3

The closest thing I have seen to the days of yore lately is the flavor of ugh social media that encourages subscriptions

14.02.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spot, light
Using all your WiFi

14.02.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wasn’t sure if I was doing the right things today until my mom sent a $2 pair of pants to me from the afterlife

13.02.2026 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I turn on the Olympics I think of the group vacation Freddie Miles probably should have invited Tom Ripley on, even though it would have been a little weird

13.02.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just opted to throw out my very first skeet draft 🎉

13.02.2026 00:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Libby Cudmore - The Pantry — Brown Hound Press Emily carefully set the last jar on the shelf, watching the collagen-thick bone broth quiver in the pantry’s dim light. She ran her fingers along each neatly labeled jar; bone broth in beef and chicke...

I fucking love this story -- go read it. Bravo, @libbycudmore.bsky.social! www.brownhoundpress.com/stories/libb...

12.02.2026 14:52 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 3

Speaking of Barrelhouse submission calls run by my students (that's what everyone's talking about today, right?) we've got another one coming VERY SOON. This semester, a cohort of MFA students at Temple will be editing an online issue of the journal, and they've settled on a theme: The Aftermath

10.02.2026 20:27 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Trust me, I love it more. That sucker WEIGHED on me.

10.02.2026 19:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@aaronburch.bsky.social, reading the upcoming HAD sub call made me realize what's wrong w/ a piece I've been messing with for so long, I was going to put in my last will & testament for some unfortunate soul to try fixing. As always, don't know how/why these things happen, but thanks all the same 🍺

10.02.2026 19:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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The Dirty Issue — Barrelhouse For this special online issue, we asked for your dirtiest work: scandalous rivalries, dirty jobs, meditations on the muck and mire of everyday life, plain old sediment, and musings on humanity’s more ...

We have a new online issue! Selected and edited by students at Temple University, under the guidance of @mikeingram.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/t...

09.02.2026 16:02 👍 8 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 4

Drinking diet Mountain Dew Baja Blast, fondly remembering the Barrelhouse Writer Camp where no one could explain what it tastes like. I still can’t. (The can now says “tropical lime” but, no.)

09.02.2026 15:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My dad’s presided over more than a thousand weddings and agrees that one definitely topped being in a helicopter over Niagara Falls

09.02.2026 02:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“So there’s an eagle, and it’s sitting on the horse, and it goes all Pegasus, freeeeeebiiiiird yeahhhhh”

09.02.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Annoyed black cat attempting to resume living best life by lounging on kitchen table and against a human right hand/arm

Annoyed black cat attempting to resume living best life by lounging on kitchen table and against a human right hand/arm

When you let the other cat be a little toolshed for way too long this morning and the subsequent penalty is providing a hand pillow for the affected party

07.02.2026 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero

02.02.2026 17:22 👍 993 🔁 253 💬 33 📌 69
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

31.01.2026 22:20 👍 9563 🔁 2615 💬 57 📌 116
The book Tongues: Beyond the Upper Room. Subtitle: everything you want to know about speaking in tongues. Bottom text: compiled from the teachings of Kenneth E. Hagin

The book Tongues: Beyond the Upper Room. Subtitle: everything you want to know about speaking in tongues. Bottom text: compiled from the teachings of Kenneth E. Hagin

Today’s thrift store catch-and-release about which I’ll have the most regret

01.02.2026 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Avoided 28 Years for a while because I’m not really a horror person. Saw it, absolutely loved it, looking forward to Bone Temple. (soon!)

31.01.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0