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Questions women can ask men on 1st dates: Do you have any questions for me? Xo, Date Like Goblins P.S. we made the men a list

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Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage?

For the record, we recommend pairing both.

Why your dating profile sucks And how to fix it

With 1000s of new Goblins, I got a first look into how people self-sabotage when online dating. 👀 datelikegoblins.substack.com/p/why-your-d...

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

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The (Magic) Anti-Cool Dating Profile OkCupid appears to be self-destructing and as someone who LOVED the personality-first, questions-heavy profiles, this makes me super, super sad. My personality is WAY better than my photos so image-f...

With our open beta, we see introverts struggling with filling out their dating/social profiles. @ladybuglise.bsky.social shares her advice on penning a profile that helps you find your people-- be as weird as possible.
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Chaotic-good marketing: the name of this morning-after pill 👩🏼‍🍳 💋

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think i might be ready to start dating again

I miss how dating used to be. You didn't have to use Tinder. You could just acquire a toad to carry around from the swamps. If you wanted to kiss him & turn him into a prince, you could. And if not, you still had a nice toad companion. Simpler times.