Exploring.
06.03.2026 21:50
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Exploring.
I’m so glad they filled in a marsh with trash there too. Sarah will feel right at home.
Streeterville?!?
She’s staying near something called the miracle mile. I have no idea what any of this means.
I was efforting to go but we’re about to be in my busy season at work.
Hey yeah so Sarah’s going to be in town from sunday thru Thursday for a food trade show lol.
Thinking about Chicago style hot Italian beef kolaches again.
It’s my middle name. My dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and so on all have the same first names but different middle names.
Can a motherfucker not be prepared Jesus Christ
Interesting tidbit: my name isn’t really Ryan.
I’m glad my parents looked at the name Ryan and were just okay with it.
Marcuswaynus
Blech.
I like that they’re watermarking the racist post screenshots
Huh?
I always get kinda giggly when people doubt my Texas bonafides. My great grandpa was killed in a gunfight. My grandma ran the Alamo museum for a while. Try someone else.
He did call me a faggot before he blocked me so fair play on internet shit to him.
My mother was a Texas history professor. My grandmother was a member of the Daughters of the Republic of Texas. I mean really.
It’s just adding a tasty burre manié to the roux.
Hard heads make for soft asses.
What’s the hardest pitch you’ve ever thrown in your life and why is it 97mph?
I’d pitch to Ohtani. No way he hits a single pitch I throw at 71 mph straight at his ribs.
You all really need to learn to swim tho.
I’m the crazy one for begging you all to learn guns.
We can get back to our core competencies: stealing to survive.
Fun fact: Richard Hooker cited my great grandfather, albeit not by name, as one of his influences for writing M*A*S*H
I’m just a dude in Texas. But I wish you fair winds and following seas. Mahalo.
Getting the feeling this dude would think it was a lot cooler if the were.
Imagine a world not where the Axis won, but rather Henry Wallace took over for FDR. A world without the bomb.