Brian 🏴

I’m now running macOS 26 with nix-darwin and homebrew package manager

lol @ businesses still blaming the pandemic on having to close locations

DUMP FACEBOOK
STOP USING INSTAGRAM
GET OFF THREADS
EXTINGUISH X
CHANGE FROM SPOTIFY
DO NOT RENT FROM AIR BNB
SHOP WITHOUT AMAZON
CANCEL APPLE TV
FUCK WALMART
LEAVE TARGET
GET RID OF PRIME

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OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models.

OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.

A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.

Name 1 place on the Northshore that makes a good muffin, I’ll wait

What’s the point of scheduling an appointment at Apple if I always have to wait way past the appointment time?

Hear me out: Let’s just start it all over and never make currency

Coffee shops need to be open no later than 7am. Period.

Turning off automatic updates on my iPhone cuz that iOS 26 glass looks like garbage

We the People

True story bro.

Hi, I’m God.

I think good people should unite for a month long general strike.

Love,

God

I swear I could write a thesis paper about how terrible the seal is on @TraderJoes Buffalo chicken dip is

Do baseball teams bring their own bat/ball boy or do they just wear the uniform?

Remember when Crowdstrike turned the country off for a day? We need more of that

Ikigai: The Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life

Looks like the costal trails of Acadia National Park, I love this!

4 days until May, really wish I didn’t have to wear a heavy jacket to be outside

But climate change isn’t real… amiright

As a realtor, you should know where the property lines are

Here’s my take: Cheddar cheese doesn’t taste like anything. Whatever you think the taste is, is actually just the texture

🏴‍☠️Elite

Wtf is human connection anymore, right?

Sitting on my porch and just watched as a couple (walking 1 behind the other) walked by both with headphones in

Wait until you realize how much places charge for loaves of bread vs making it. I’m making 2x 10 inch ciabattas for < $0.60

A laptop palm rest area showing keys above. There is a sticker on the palm rest showing a cute cartoon duck holding a knife, with the caption, “This meeting could have been a knife fight.”

truth. ha!

I yearn for the silence

I get irrationally angry when there’s too much noise in a room

I want to be as delusional as they are

40 minutes into work and Monday is already stupid.

We all really need 3 day weekends.