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Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!

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Yeah, I know the line is “she got fired!” But they made a new job for her. I lost a grandmother to her covid response as governor, this doesn’t feel like justice.

06.03.2026 12:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s really excited to beat up minorities.

05.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just realized; the only “X-Files” episode I ever watched was “Home,” which only aired once, and the only “Lone Gunmen” episode I watched was the pilot, which predicted 9/11. Woo boy.

05.03.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If @teamfourstar.bsky.social ever figures out how to do MCU Abridged, Disney would probably pay them to do it.

05.03.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tabloid nothing, you can see on her own Twitter account back in 2020 she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring when the two of them campaigned for Trump. She’s banging him like a screen door.

04.03.2026 22:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the Earth-One suit, interesting.

04.03.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I genuinely think it’s because she doesn’t trust voters to be smart enough to know who she is if she went back to her maiden name, or even became Kristi Lewandowski.

04.03.2026 17:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So nice of him to take time away from his girlfriend in Aberdeen, whose existence is apparently a public secret.

04.03.2026 16:12 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I saw “Scary Movie” in the theater. That shit was AWFUL. This sounds like a return to form.

04.03.2026 01:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not super relevant but as a lifelong Marvel fan I love that people know who Reed Richards is now.

04.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It does but only one broken hinge.

03.03.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.03.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember how at the end of "Logan" the only thing keeping him going was when they'd juice him up?

02.03.2026 17:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 👍 18795 🔁 8030 💬 42 📌 116

FUCK THE HENNEPIN CPUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE

01.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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video from iceout.org earlier today at the whipple outside minneapolis shows a hennepin county sheriff’s deputy shoving the head of a protestor who was already tackled into the ground

we need someone to challenge dawanna witt for sheriff. this brutality happening under her watch is unacceptable

01.03.2026 22:15 👍 507 🔁 260 💬 18 📌 31

Now you’re just bragging.

01.03.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two things; either he’s especially demented this weekend and doesn’t know the date, or they have a bot taking over his account because they’re doing a “Weekend at Bernie’s” and it’s posting old news like a lot of bots have been lately.

01.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What Happens if Iran Shuts Down the Strait of Hormuz? The Strait of Hormuz is one of the most sensitive pressure points in the global economy. Conflict in Iran could put it at risk indefinitely.

The Strait of Hormuz is one of the most sensitive pressure points in the global economy. Conflict in Iran could put it at risk indefinitely. www.wired.com/story/what-h...

01.03.2026 15:32 👍 166 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 6

The same kind of frog someday you’ll feed on?

01.03.2026 12:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the only reasons I would visit Florida

01.03.2026 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who named this fucking thing, Strong Bad?

28.02.2026 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t need them to say anything, I just need DoorDash drivers to stop stealing my food.

27.02.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a crowd of people with their hands on their heads Alt: a crowd of people with their hands on their heads

I made a post on a local Facebook group asking people to still use their turn signals in a recently built roundabout. More people than I'd like said "but then wouldn't your blinker be on the whole time?"
I was saying "signal when you exit," they thought I meant "keep it on as you go in a circle."

27.02.2026 04:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LEGO® Batman™: Legacy of the Dark Knight - “The Joker, Clown Prince of the Museum” Cinematic
LEGO® Batman™: Legacy of the Dark Knight - “The Joker, Clown Prince of the Museum” Cinematic YouTube video by Warner Bros. Games

Prince never would’ve approved this when he was alive, but it’s so perfect with it.

youtu.be/ii_IlBbY0QI?...

27.02.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly I’m just glad he didn’t say “execute Order 47” during the SOTU because you know he’d name it after himself.

26.02.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There still has to be a healthcare worker on the other end of the call, dumbass.

26.02.2026 18:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jon Hansen is a rat-faced fuck.

26.02.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I played it religiously despite being terrible at it because I could only go to the arcade and play that version on birthdays.

26.02.2026 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0