Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊

Been on this website so long and I’ve been blocked by so many people I remember people tagging that dead end fucking loser doing a real life ‘Mods! MODS!’

I mean yeah but that’s not happening and it’s not gonna make me less mad about YouTube

Being a content creator is not a job and never will be I don’t care how much money you make this country sucks so much dick man

I think the thing that makes me most mad about America is I sweat my fuckin nuts off every day at work and when I’m trying to wind down and watch something random on YouTube it’s some guy who’s like ‘I’m in agony: I spent an entire day eating nothing but food from a dying mall’ bitch I’ll kill you

Yeah like deep down Trump knows he’s basically just pedophile Hitler and will never reach the levels of swag of an Iranian Sean Connery

Man I’m gonna miss him. Just the realest one of all time.

Man there’s a dumb fuckin bitch I didn’t want to ever think about again lmao. What a throwback.

No I was being silenced by the woke mob. That’s definitely what was happening

Just got my account back after being banned for the last few hours. Couldn’t log in for some reason. I just wanted to post ‘it sucks dick being ruled by pedophile Hitler but it’s really cool the ayatollah is killing a bunch of rich British expats in Dubai’ but I guess it’s illegal to say this now

We can’t even start a proxy war between two impoverished Middle East countries right anymore. We are an absolute joke of a country.

Man about 3 times a year I just crank out a banger and I guess this was one for 2024. Really proud of this one

There’s no ‘we’ with you brother. You’re just a bitter old ass gay guy online who really loves the pope and Catholicism and for some reason Israel, which is how I know you’re older than I am and I’m fucking old. You are unlikable to basically everyone who exists. Get some better opinions, get help.

Same I had to go back to work and they probably went home and had gay sex. Not hard to see who’s the winner here

Gay, Catholic, and Israel flag? I mean brother, you’re checking off all the boxes for most annoying man of all time. If you try to sell me essential oils I’m just going to immediately block you and assume you’re a cia asset

Shut the fuck up Israel flag catholic guy 7/8 of the world has a reason to hate you go away we’re trying to have a good ass time over here and you’re not invited

My favorite thing I’ve read about Fetterman is sometimes he just walks around his senate office pretending to be deep in thought but he’s just making a figure 8 pattern across the floor and he just doesn’t stop doing this. It fucking rules this guy is a senator

Thank you for confirming, i was just spitballing but didn’t want to assume anything

They had our waitress bring me a drink as they were leaving. Hope they go home and scissor in their doc martens or whatever lesbians do in their free time. Folks, we do love the lesbians.

Me and the boys went to a Mexican food place for lunch today and we were following the hostess to our table and there were these hot lesbians 2 or 3 margaritas deep making out and I just instinctually said ‘Nice’ out loud as we passed them and they started laughing and looked embarrassed.

Today was fuckin rough at work my feet are killing me. You know what time it is boys. Shower beer

There’s a tube going directly from her ass to his face mask right

I wish I still had that one

I beat the new donkey Kong game on switch 2 this weekend and I know I’m late to this party but damn do I love playing as a monkey who can turn into a zebra, a snake, a condor, and an even bigger monkey. What a magical game.

I was always dead set against paying $5 for a sponge. ‘Why would I buy one sponge for $5 when I get 10 regular sponges for $5’. Now my kids get to say ‘we told you say’ and I have to buy this dumbass looking sponge?

It sucks so much dick that the scrub daddy is actually a better sponge and not some tik tok gimmick my kids fell for. Now I have to buy $5 dish sponges until I die

Fuckin Catholics man I swear to god

How does fish not count as a meat if you’re Catholic can someone explain this to me

Does a bear shit in the woods

On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad do you want her to spit in your mouth

Girl with the fattest titties you ever seen eating a gas station hot dog with mustard and jalapeños on it and washing it down with a cherry slush Alani.