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Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
100% not in the Epstein Files
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth
he/him
certified white™
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ultralaser.tumblr.com since 2008
ebay.com/str/cestfromage since 98
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
21 | mdni | forklift certified | gay | antinatalist | trans
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker
Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both low art and high art. Calvinists DNI
Located in RVA. She/her.
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Covers of comics, duh. I do not own this artwork, and I mostly do not own these pictures.
Do to republicans what they do to us
Parody and mentally retarded
24 - woman in STEM
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can’t stop meowing :3
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Mommy's needy puppy bitch
i love Miss Mommy
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@stabpossum/@AtabBorland on the bird app.
Pooty Poots on steam
Hillbilly expat, Tudors biscuit supremacist, jerk of all trades
he/him, 28, Marxist, hardcore bucks & bears fan, EDM & hip hop lover | Wisconsin
Sexy/silly pin-up trading card hijinks! 🔞
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26
She/her
Autistic/adhd/🏳️⚧️/ace
Tracks the level of the piss tank on the International Space Station in real time.
Not affiliated with NASA.
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FAQ thread is pinned.
Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Actual Japanese porn video titles. Sourced by r18.dev. Ran by @scd.lol. Original by wwwdotyoutube on twitter
Searching for beauty, goodness and truth. I am a non-apologetic liberal. Don't bother trying to DM. Also, for fuck's sake, spare me the porn. I love art, photography, poetry. Here's a few of my photos. https://www.jodicombsfineartphotography.com/
He/him
Threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain
A heathen, conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.
Loafer and gentleman of the fancy.
Intermittent NSFW (42, over 18 for a long, long time)
Pronouns: she/her
My mind's a cathedral.
[shreds guitar solo]
Being bitchy in Buffalo NY
I live in Minneapolis you have to be nice to me. THRAK’s strongest soldier
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Assistant professor of political science. I think about identity, stigma, race, and politics more than any normal person should. Lover of life. Pro-democracy.
People should dance more.
Not Hakeem Jeffries, the Minority Leader.
Artist and asshole
Ask about commissions 🤙🏼
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Tiocfaidh ár lá
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Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
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He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Been misbehaving since the Tannhäuser Gate
Semper Shitpoast
All is for All
You forfeit the rights you deny others.
They/them
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hi it's me pope from Online. i love you.
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Combat veteran (Marines + Army). Friend of the working Mainer, foe of the oligarchy. Husband. Candidate for U.S. Senate.
www.grahamforsenate.com
I'm a man. I/me The creator of Pipe Dreams the Comic Strip! A fake it til i realize i didn’t make it cartoonist.
Snowboard & Guitar & Bass - FFXIV & Rhythm Games & VR - 26 - she/her
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est. 1983. photography, TTRPGs, sci-fi, baseball, recovering conflict scholar
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ladies and gentlemen, on the keyboards, Mr. Dizzy Reed
She/It/Pup/Nya | 22 | trans/sapphic/poly | General Secretary of the Pupstate Mew York Pupday Party | guitar/vox outsider musician | whoreslut gummypup | 18+ (i WILL be horny on this account) | pfp & banner by my awesome gf 💖
The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
certified fine meat product for many year
Reed/Z/Val, 40-Something Eldritch Critter
The Strongest, Tiredest Ball of Anxiety
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silly little doodler
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/betsy/ for art
she/they
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
34 ~ MN ~ They/Them ~ Mediocre Artist ~ Back in School (certified idiot)
I have a telephone and I'm not afraid to use it
dni: ageplay, raceplay
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
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20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
I'm a niche genre.
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Rasslin Jobber ✔️
Elderly Embryo ✔️
#2 Lisa Bella Donna Cosplayer in the World ✔️
@dixie3flatline from twitter
head of dev advocacy @ minimus.io
ham KA7COS
kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis
she/they
Antifascist Left Wing Market Anarchist, former syndicalist, enjoyer of multiple lines of flight. any/all.
Outside of politics I enjoy every genre of electronic music and also all my posts don’t fit the word limit
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Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
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I’m tired of this sesame, of these streets
wife of resident stinker
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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
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She/her, Poly, MDNI
The best trans magic the gathering player you know
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Blade is the best movie ever made.
Help people and have fun.
• In disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes
• Go Dodgers
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Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.”
I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s
Lost in the Sauce
socialism and dune and Maine
I'm 44 years old
Unofficially posting images of Gumby every hour. Images are chosen at random and may contain insensitive depictions. Episode title and frame # are in alt txt
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She/Her
Mox book pg 161
Cryptonerds fuck off and die
Friendly and Lovable Artistic Genius
Glitterati & WOW enthusiast on Grit & Glitter
writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner.
from the river to the sea
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labor journalist & author. big on metal, workers, tattoos, cold places, and Philly. do no harm, take no shit 🏴
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rep: The Shipman Agency
Certified monster fucker | She/it
luring discover feed dollies to a life of vice
https://linktr.ee/bixlee
Cookie scientist | #1 Twilight Scholar
Cats, mental health, photography, mixed media art. Chronically depressed/ill. I collect memes. It's 2026 and covid is not over. Wear a mask.
Free Palestine. "Never again" means everybody.
I'm trying, I really am.
She/her // Detroit, MI // becklo.com
Husband. Father. Christian. Marxist. Go Yankees. You'll Never Walk Alone.
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He/Him
like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier
Hi
I'm a musician
Dark souls is fun
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Hopeful Administrative Commissioner: Great Lakes Prefecture of Sino-America.
To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
Official representative of the Belgian people on Bluesky. My opinions are not my own, but those of the Belgian nation.
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