Jedidiah Carlson

Danifest Destiny

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

Absolutely sickening shit: the Dena had just participated in international naval exercises *with the US* and was unarmed and the US knew this and sank it anyway and left the survivors to drown

The Minneapolis council member on the front lines of the resistance to ICE • Minnesota Reformer When heavily-armed federal agents and Minneapolis police officers surrounded a Lake Street taco shop in June, Minneapolis City Council Member Jason Chavez was incensed.  “This is completely wrong,” Ch...

I profiled Jason Chavez, the Minneapolis city council member who has been embedded in community efforts to combat ICE.

“To leave your constituents to face off with a racist fascist regime on their own, without having someone that has some power…I could not let my constituents be out there alone.”

Why do they always look like this

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

Operation Baja Blast Radius

Gregory Bovino is exactly who E.B. White — author of 'Charlotte's Web' — warned us about DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.

Tillis: "We expect exceptional leadership. You've demonstrated anything but that."

Tillis asks again for information about Operation Charlotte's Web, which I wrote about here: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...

US troops fired on protesters storming consulate in Karachi: Report The Reuters news agency is reporting that US Marines opened fire on Pakistani protesters during the storming of the Karachi consulate over the weekend. The agency cited two US officials and its report marks the first confirmation that Marines were involved in firing at the protestors. The officials told Reuters that it was unclear whether the rounds fired by Marines struck or killed anyone. They also did not know whether shots were also fired by others protecting the mission, including private security guards and local police. At least 10 people were killed during the protest, when demonstrators breached the compound’s outer wall.

OH MY G-D

And then a JSTOR lawsuit drove him to suicide for having the audacity to oppose the privatization of knowledge.

a photo of a gas canister that says TO BE USED BY TRAINED LAW ENFORCEMENT CORRECTIONAL OR MILITARY PERSONNEL

a photo of a gas canister that says DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY

Picking up trash in the blocks around the Alex Pretti memorial this morning and found two munitions thawing out of the snow

Time for another report on how we’ve been doing! As of today, we’ve spent nearly $18k at local, immigrant-owned businesses & have provided ~2000 meals to people experiencing unhoused homelessness or food insecurity.

Thank you so much to everyone who has donated, shared, or lifted up our efforts!

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

Here is a drawing I did some years ago, it is a drawing of a raccoon holding a wrench and saying “Anything you can do to undermine the US war machine is justified and morally right”. Pen and ink on paper.

Here is a drawing I did some years ago. I might as well share it here now. Anything you can do to undermine the US war machine is justified and morally right. pen and ink on paper.

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

Tapping the sign

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

today 7:22pm: sang a song that reminds me of the better times
7:13pm sang a song that reminds me of the good times
today 7:02: took a cider drink
6:24pn took a lager drink
6:08: took a vodka drink
6:00PM took a whiskey drink

Sack's Back: MN's Greatest Political Cartoonist Un-Retired Because He's 'So Fucking Pissed' at Trump, ICE - Racket Before launching his Substack, Sack had to re-learn to draw using his left hand.

Before launching his Substack, all Steve Sack had to do was re-teach himself how to draw using his left hand.

such a classic scene...

there's a Lego Batman game coming so they re-created the Jack Nicholson Joker scene in the museum with Prince's Partyman... let's see how they did

If you don't yet have a bottle squirreled away for The Day It Happens, the Last Bubbles app is running insane flash sales all day long

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Hell yeah, brother

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife