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Marbled polekitty. Waifu: @floracatz.bsky.social

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[Politician Voice]

More than ever, we need the Panera Lemonade That Kills You

11.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5428 πŸ” 978 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 110
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 10822 πŸ” 2413 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 27
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10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 726 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Conveyor belt meme showing martens emerging from the machine and the worker saying "i guess we doin martens now."

Conveyor belt meme showing martens emerging from the machine and the worker saying "i guess we doin martens now."

my feed on #mar10 be like...

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Ski Air Mix (1998)
#PlayStation #PS1 #PSone

11.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like when you go into a chat to talk to humans about something now, they're like. "I asked claude" and I honestly don't give a single fuck about what claude thinks because it by nature finds the most average answer.

I want the good shit. The human shit. That's why I asked humans.

11.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there like, a telegram channel where I can talk about programming, in which the community consensus is to throw anyone who's even a little bit positive about AI out the window so I can talk to people who give a shit or is the whole world slop tolerant now?

11.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ANOMALOUS DATA <Fussy> πŸ¦ŠπŸ’½

4K60: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYk9...

06.05.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1634 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7
Anthro Marten in a plate armor sitting on a rock and holding a short sword and thinking "I am not cute, I am badass!"

Anthro Marten in a plate armor sitting on a rock and holding a short sword and thinking "I am not cute, I am badass!"

"Marten who thinks he is cool"

It is March tenth and I had to draw a MARten! I always struggle to take marten anthros seriously cos they are so darn cute. This one thinks he is not just a cute slinky, but he is wrong :P

This is fast drawn so please ignore some mistakes & sketchiness!
#furry

10.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Practice Makes Perfect", a song that plays when one selects "Rap" from the File menu in the CD-ROM version of "Mario Teaches Typing". πŸ’ΏπŸ”ŠπŸŽ΅

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm black bile-maxxing right now!

10.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 13690 πŸ” 3983 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6
Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

10.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2245 πŸ” 916 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 10

POSSUM IN OUR YARD!

Today is good day.

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
My sona edited into a frame from Stalker (1979)

My sona edited into a frame from Stalker (1979)

Me journeying into The Zone to get my wish granted for McDonald's to bring back the McRib. Company I'm with keep stalling to talk a lot tho

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Hi I'm Rei! I'm a freelance artist looking for work. I love doing illustrations and character design

Check out my portfolio here! https://crowtaur.art/

#portfolio #art #illustration

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vee picking flower petals off a flower, wearing a green dress holding a potted planet. In the background is vee in silhouette against a fire wearing fatigues.

Vee picking flower petals off a flower, wearing a green dress holding a potted planet. In the background is vee in silhouette against a fire wearing fatigues.

Some fanart of Vee from Rotorhead.

Follow @theratforge.bsky.social if you read more, and maybe sub so she can buy nibs.

10.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

10.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7566 πŸ” 1882 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 381

AI-generated voice acting in video games should be absolutely unacceptable. The reason you are seeing it in MMOs and FPS games is because the target audience has been trained for decades to accept substandard product. Consumers deserve better than what they are currently getting.

09.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

A lovelier ladyier RPG.

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lowkey ally

09.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 5575 πŸ” 1008 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 11

They're top tier critters!

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of Sabrina Skunk displayed on the screen of an Apple Macintosh Plus

A photograph of Sabrina Skunk displayed on the screen of an Apple Macintosh Plus

23.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1483 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7355 πŸ” 2973 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
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The text says "everybody flaked, so I brought Tony πŸ₯€" and the picture is someone sat in a restaurant with lots of food on the table and they've brought pokemon rumble spheal with them who is sat politely

An edited meme The text says "everybody flaked, so I brought Tony πŸ₯€" and the picture is someone sat in a restaurant with lots of food on the table and they've brought pokemon rumble spheal with them who is sat politely

07.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 985 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

Woot! Congrats! Also I love your controller bling! I now feel the need to spice mine up

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit! I remember listening to music on real player like this as a kid, it was so bad, but at the time, it felt impossible.

This is so cool!

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's even worse than just stealing money from them. The system is really slanted against the real people in need as they can't afford giant bot farms to follow bot this entire site. They just get buried in the noise.

06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0