“mr pussy got hilary to say pokémon go to the polls” that’s nice dear it’s time for your sponge bath
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“mr pussy got hilary to say pokémon go to the polls” that’s nice dear it’s time for your sponge bath
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder 🫵
a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature
while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.
Wow, you like to travel? That’s crazy, in my culture, we hate travel, we prefer to spend our free time configuring Linux images.
$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks
fuck this world
One of the archeologists I follow's whole career is discussing how short form video is basically a pipeline for racist pseudo-archeology
drip, i'm afraid
Fandom, the Highest Stage of Fascism
stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak
"i feel so powerless what am i supposed to do" buy a bag of bird seed and feed it to a coma patient. film yourself jacking off to dragonball hentai at laguardia airport
the hot dog will be a dollar fifty until the heat death of the universe
Hey same!
V4L Android Street Witch
SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.
you are just using the new rulebook to silence victims again
“we all agreed rape jokes are bad” was about lazy men using rape as a shocking punchline to dehumanize women in like tweets and standup routines
don’t use that same maxim to run around demanding survivors of abuse discuss what happened to them only in somber, sad reverence.
the only "grindr" and "tinder" i care about. like and share if u want to buy gf 1 bil gp
Upon reflection, every failed relationship I’ve ever had has one common factor: not one of them ever got me a Steyr HS .50 anti-materiel rifle
1: Star dappled centaur
#monstermarch
sure u gave that trans woman 20 dollars but did u ensure that her little feminine penis was kissed - no u didnt because ur a bad ally. and now ur thinking chaser thoughts. bad ally. give her 20 more dollars.
Coffee is always healthy sorry
an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet with green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)
librarians kissing
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
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Get her ass
hmmm..
I don’t have anything against Seth MacFarlane, he seems like a pretty good boss and I watch Family Guy and American Dad like everybody else. But seeing him on screen as a leading man often acknowledges that people from New England have sexuality and that makes me feel unease