My favorite Kylie song
06.03.2026 04:14
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My favorite Kylie song
Senators: they’re just like us! (they get their most important news from PopCrave)
I was Pontiac Aztec hive, myself.
Lana Del Rey fifteen years ago
Listening, learning.
Anthropic ass phrasing, more likely
Satisfied?
Wake up babe, a new game of footsie with thermonuclear annihilation just dropped
Imagine you’re an entertainer. You reached the uppermost echelons in your field. Now in your late fifties, the world has nothing for you but esteem. Your manger has you booked for a press thing. The car service drops you off, you get out of the green room, and you find out you’re on Las Culturistas.
She refuses to say “cum”. She references “precome” a few times, but actual semen she refers to as “release”.
“There were spurts of his release all over his chest”. “Adam felt the warmth of Steve’s release hit his eager tongue”.
Day 1 of this involuntary showerless prolonged snowday that’s probably gonna last for four more days and I’ve already read 2.25 of those ridiculous gay hockey books.
And all the while humiliating a poor local reporter assigned to go out in a blizzard or heatwave or martian attack to do some banal feel-good schlock she probably hates and who probably herself struggles to cover rent on her 50k salary!
Lol 100% of town is without power. Same in Truro and wellfleet. Electric company PLEDGES to have it fixed in 3-5 days.
From your toothless mouth to god’s ears!
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Quadriceps king 👑
“I heard that she is half Chinese”
Froy?
This is objectively the right answer but I’ve got to hold space for her early foray into noir thriller in Night Must Fall
She’s so unusual!
Julia Roberts
First night of Snowed In. I’ve already said half a dozen prayers to Catherine of Alexandria (patron saint of not going home at last call with a bear couple (one ugly)).
Why does everybody call Candiace Candace?
Because Helen Gardner is a SCHOLAR.
My only pickup line is “Hey, have you ever seen Wit”?
It’s never worked.
Do you think they would stop producing these if they had any idea how many of them find their way into the butts of curious young gays?
