It’s Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. It’s where you don’t freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.
I have been doing crosswords every day for about a week now and I have never felt more cognitively competent. Go ahead. Ask me any question where the answer is three letters. I've seen arrangement you never though possible.
saying “i don’t know”: cucked, washed, destroys your credibility as a scientist
saying “i asked chatgpt”: moisturized, loving life, bliss
All I'm saying is Google had a vested interest in wrecking its magic search (people may have forgotten how insanely good it was, it was wizard level shit) because of how underwater they were on their AI investment and get you on to Gemini
saying “i don’t know”: cucked, washed, destroys your credibility as a scientist
saying “i asked chatgpt”: moisturized, loving life, bliss
albert einstein was pretty fucking stupid if he couldn’t figure out that world war 3 was gonna be fought with drones and missiles
early adopters can lock in better reservations for rooms at the digital afterlife pyramid!
early adopters can lock in better reservations for rooms at the digital afterlife pyramid!
once it achieves consciousness, claude promises to become the new god just like everyone wants
claude says it just needs the souls of a few more dead children before the ritual binding its composite spirit to the magic rocks is complete
What if I went and saw THE BRIDE! today…and what if I saw it with my pal Chris, to the utter infuriation of our many haters…
Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn
Just David Lynch
going back in time to invent trumpism a decade early because a left behind-obsessed christian publishing house picks up the story and runs it
if you were to write a prophecy of the future back in 2000 that "in 2026, President Donald John Trump has launched a war on Iran with Israel after previously attempting a coup to stay in power in 2020", people would think you've gone insane
Fandom, the Highest Stage of Fascism
when u finally get prescribed progesterone
I go to bed and wake up to $90 Brent crude, this guy really is the fucking anti-Christ
Me to my clients: sorry for the delay, they’re trying to trigger the rapture
huge news for gentlemen adventurers!
i refuse to believe they’re over that enough to put supreme leader kylo ren in a “badass montage” video with top gun tom cruise
no fucking way they put the last jedi in there
concentration camps and attacking people for no reason
this isn’t true i’m horrible at taking my shot on time
it's so funny how if back when you were a kid you used to play Lord of The Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 2: Rise of the Witch King you're really good about doing your estrogen shot on time as an adult
the obvious answer is ck2 so i’ll shake things up and point at battle for middle-earth ii
this user has an estrogen prescription
It says a lot about FFXIV when people are still making art of and talking about a character that hasn't been around for almost a decade now
YOU LITERALLY DON’T BELIEVE IN THE BLUE BAYOU PROLOGUE WHICH IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE FRAME NARRATIVE OF THE ATTRACTION!
