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set your clocks back again, we fucked up

I didn't realize TtT could expire! Intrigued by the related implication that it can be consumed in some sort of measured, even delayed fashion...?

Happy day, women

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Just making double-sure you've seen this, @gothtatertot.bsky.social !

While scrolling I legit thought this was one of the grain elevators along Hiawatha.

Video still showing flames erupting from Tehran's sewers, caused by US/Israeli strikes on oil facilities. A roadway is in the foreground, with a sidewalk and buildings angling off into the distance on the left. There are decorative trees at intervals and business signage. Dense white smoke obscures much of the scene, while along the length of the sidewalk, patches of flames rise as high as a person's head.

Look, the ground is only spewing hellfire, sack up and get out there!

Full array of people out and about in Corcoran/South. Cities, you are so great!

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A screencap showing the post above, as well as the immediate next one in my feed, which is from a Moby Dick quote bot and reads "It smells like the left wing of the day of judgement."

A germane feed coincidence:

Oh man, got the cabbage tooties.

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Change your clocks tonight! Change them into doves. Release them into the cold March sky. A single feather drifts down, but your clocks are gone. Hold onto the feather, keep it safe. One day the clocks will return, if they love you.

Me and four other guys just got super pissed at Jackie Chan. We are going to all kick him at once

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As the standing-urinating member of my household, I take seriously my duty to wipe up my dribbles/backsplash from that area. Extrapolating from behavior I've seen in public restrooms, I suspect I'm unusual in this. Even if your friend is similarly vigilant, the thought is making me squeamish!

Well, at least the fash in example #2 has picked up that you need to show some evidence of having friends on your profile.

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He might - he's been wearing those dumb fucking ball caps everywhere recently.

Well, the Mad Dog thing is clearly intergenerational at least!

That's for markets in the southern hemisphere.

@gothtatertot.bsky.social you'll have to help me out with these musical acts he's referencing, as I'm too old.

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