the shape of bart's hair allows it to function as a heat sink, providing him a distinct advantage over his opponents when battling in extremely high temperature environments. they've never found a way to work it into an episode though
When the Democrats get in again they should double arts and humanities funding and make sure it is evenly distributed to both woke and nazi projects. That way the nazis will love the Democrats
We went through this already 23 years ago. This is just the funeral
don’t type it
don’t type it
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if you are sexually attracted to patrick stewart are you moist by your own picard
Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?
Young woman in sleeveless top smiles above the headline: Iranian president apologizes to Gulf neighbors, says will halt strikes unless attacked
Unusual choice, but she seems nice
Jack McBrayer heel turn
I NEED Louisiana photo sky to GET ON THIS
It was so easy to have talking animals in silent pictures. No peanut butter, no electrodes, no cgi, no cursed talking animals, just cut to black and slap some words up there and the audience is totally fooled
Wings are the superior band. All magic, no baggage
A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.
Cybertruck expert here, when they start having twins it, counterintuitivly, means their population is under stress.
I’m a good netizen. Not only do I courtesy fave when I reply or repost, but even when I fave
David Bowie and David Lynch died, we have to steel ourselves that it might be possible for David Byrne to one day die. Not a hunnerd percent sureity, but a distinct possibility
My phone is for shitposting and playing word games. It is not just some place you can text me about my kid having a soccer match tomorrow. Learn some fucking etiquette, dumbfucks
Focused. Cold, hard, and brilliant, like a diamond
I got mine on Temu for like eight bucks
every step the empire takes is a step towards its grave 😅
Yeah, even on cloudy days I need to wear sunglasses if I’m outside in the day. Only actual rainclouds are dark enough
The fucked up part is the island in question is Long Island
Franklin Delano Drusevelt?
Lotsa things can be true, but it’s only two or three that make the effort
Gotta start with those make-a-wish kids parading through Disney like they own the place
If other people's children are fair targets in war, then so are yours.
Sisqo’s mtv vma award
We never got to see the butterfly Ed Gein was about to greatly become
Actual lol
If you feel insulted over my shitpost I’m not the one for you
Attn: @marcrileydj.bsky.social
Me, over the intercom, having not heard that, but knowing Jendrick: On your own time, Jendrick! Also, Jendrick, what do we do in this company, and why do I have a corner office and secretary?
I dunno, the part where he’s like “are you cool? Are you cool?” to the boyfriend felt really real to me
