Cory Lucas 🌮

We should have never legitimized gambling or outsourced our thinking.

The lesser of two evils sucks, that's reality, but its still better than the greater of two evils.

Screenshot of what's apparently supposed to be a "git flow" chart from Microsoft learning materials. It's full of bizarre spelling errors and fucked up diagram elements that make it pretty clear the thing was AI generated.

oh.... my god??

actual chart from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini... btw

Bilbo asking ChatGPT whether he should keep the ring. After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right - you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

don’t let chatgpt in the shire

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

A bumper sticker on a dark gray car that reads "KEEP HONKING! I ALSO am a GOOSE who is PRETENDING to be HUMAN. fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME." There is an outline of a honking goose on the sticker as well.

oh I can't believe I forgot to post this

here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025

I built a 350x350 Voron 2.4, I did not account for how crazy heavy that thing is.

A SKELETON POINTIG TO THEM SELF "HOWDY PARDNER... LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ? ME EITHER " AND THATS REAL AND THATS ALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HOWDY - dashare.zone ADMIN

A close up of the “infographic” where it’s a picture of a cartoon brain with the word “autism” 3 times variously around it.

*Steve Ballmer voice* Autism autism autism!

no, it's not beeping at all... are you sure you're 100% metal?

happy 20th birthday to the internets

A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

In a world full of so much misery, you can ALWAYS rely on bollards to make things better.
#WorldBollardAssociation

A man wearing a shirt with soldiers surrounding a monument that says "Poop is the money of the butt"

New shirt day brought to you by @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

Beatrice has figured out that there are wild grapes back here, but she’s not quite tall enough.

I told you we’d be back

@numetalmoment.bsky.social

Bring back the Honda Fit!

Bad AAPL

Thoughts and prayers🙏

But her emails!

I don't like using tools when I don't understand how they work.

lmao getting fact checked irl

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SUNK: Slurm on Kubernetes for Training Tensorizer Inference Optimization & Services

does anyone else smell toast

this is how I’m thriving

I still think this is one of the funniest things ever. toothpastefordinner.com/042403/i-hav...