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SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

we’ve been in a cave

i look for her every day!

your rug must look like it has been in a stone masons garage and never vacuumed

yes, there is no world where i spend $9,000 on a rug I have a child i need to send to college

i have spent like 4 years looking for a vintage one and it feels like an impossible mission. you either need $10,000 or to make some very serious compromises

ugly fake persian rug

like why why is this the option

persian hariz rug

why have we decided we need to make all rugs look fake distressed and over-dyed why can no one just make a beautiful rug that let’s me live out my professorial house dreams?

this girl said she went to taco bell so often that she felt like she needed to tell them she was moving, but felt too awkward to do that, so now she drives across town to go to her taco bell

i was working so much i didnt even know about trad wife jojo siwa

i like to think about fat little sticky kids drinking straight syrup out of the tap

someone was saying they thought maple syrup just came out of the tree, and it’s funny because we have a story about this in ojibwe

like, the syrup used to come out that way but people got lazy and fat so the creator thinned it out into sap so we wouldn’t take it for granted

like you printed fabric with the receipts of shit he bought other women and made a dress of it to wear as you sing your diss track about him?

amazing.

i am so happy about lily allen being petty as hell about david harbour being a piece of shit. more of that energy.

Please take the time to do this! The useless mayor must be reminded that people want him to do the right thing for once.

don’t let anyone rob you of your joy about kristi noem getting fired. we get to have a day.

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you can barnraise with me by chipping in here on Bluesky. We completed or funded in full FOUR rents this way last night.

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i got there at 9:30 once just because i thought they opened at 9, and I had to watch all the executives walk in while i sat there like a chump

costco got me in a moment of weakness and i upgraded to executive membership and now i feel like i need to go exercise my executive hours privilege

i need you to buy the dollhouse

I dont want to use my one precious life to talk to the ai in my air fryer

i love the prospect that Ai is going to save you so much time that you will use to do what? look at your phone? look at more ads, man?

whoever is trying to impersonate me: you could never post this bad!

what the heck man who would want to impersonate me

having one of those parenting days where i wonder if i have ever left my car or if this is where i live

NEW: SIPS ON SIPS ON SIPS SIGNATURE BEVERAGES BLUE RIZZBERRY STRAWBERRY SUNSET MANGO SUNRISE Fre Fredreds Flavored Teas Flavored Lemonades Custard Cream Sodas

i just dont know if “rizzberry” was a good idea

I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me

they are pretty delicious

a dog massage place opened up next to the goth coffee shop and smoothie bowl spot. feels like advanced level gentrification.

a mutual aid girly her husband’s venmo
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