ぼくはOTTOです

Make your own magic, you stellar bitch. ✨

Oh I’m seated! I love a good horror film

Damn, I needed that hour…

If I don't do this to somebody's son before the end of the year, everyone will suffer my wrath! 😤

Weird place to spot Nicki Minja but ok.

Sliding scale lol taking donations

I’m honored 😭

🥰

Thank you! I was nervous 😬 lol but I surprised myself tbh

Thank you! I even shocked myself 😭 the amount of money imma be saving!

Cut my own hair and did a great job, if I do say so myself.

It’s a wrap for my barber lol

There will be statements that will always make me bust out laughing.

And “girl..fuck you” will forever be one of them.
Right next to “bling bling! Bitches is mad!”

and now it's 5PM? Lol gurl fuck you.

Okay!! Woke up and noticed the clocks looked off and I was like “DAYUM!”

There’s a few of yall I would love to see get dug out

Stepped outside for ONE thing and accidentally spent $250.

This is why I stay my ass in the house 😭

Damn. I kinda needed that hour back 🥴 a nigga tide lol

Some of the abuse cats have to tolerate from humans.

This “For You” tab is showing me things that are not, in fact, for me. 😅😵‍💫

Good Morning Beautiful People!! This week has been a rough one, but we finally made it to the weekend!! Happy Friday!! 💛☀️✨

People who “find God” then announce publicly that they’re “denouncing their queerness” are part of the reason why people don’t believe us when we say our sexuality is not a choice.

Because obviously, God can deliver you from it.

*inserts exasperated Negroid sigh*

Okay! Had to put a little flirty raze dazzle on ‘em lol

Lyft driver was fine AF 😮‍💨

…and I got them digits 🤭

If you bet on anyone, you better bet on yourself!

Dope
Art work by
John T. Taylor

ASAP is an understatement! I needed to be there YESTERDAY! 😭 It's so ghetto over here! lol