Smokey's Avatar

Smokey

@malamute.social

36, he/him. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet. Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more. 18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.

402
Followers
820
Following
2,430
Posts
18.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Smokey @malamute.social

I won but only Β£6.10

11.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really do think my stock answer to Puritan bullshit nowadays does have to be β€œget a job” from now on. Adults sometimes need kink porn that hits their autistic special interests just right to cope with the world nowadays. Deal with it.

11.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I think it is. I talked to a guy who did this and he thought it was.

11.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is quickly becoming "everything you enjoy is actually funding evil" and it's fuckin' exhausting

10.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Here is my calendar. Go yell at them."

10.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If explaining gay people to your kids is "problematic" or "difficult", then the problem isn't gay people. Or your kids.

It's YOU.

10.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very petable though

10.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that dread of feeling alone and helpless and worried that my life will never amount to anything

10.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MPs have rejected a proposed ban on social media for under-16s despite earlier backing from peers and campaigners including actor Hugh Grant.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

09.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

08.11.2023 08:17 πŸ‘ 9498 πŸ” 2678 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 97
Post image
09.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 690 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Just watching a building I always passed by and was a familiar sight in the city I grew up in reduced to a pile of ash.

09.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having been up since 7am I have now been given my tracking info for my IKEA delivery

08.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

WOMEN BELONG IN THE FURRY COMMUNITY!!

I want to celebrate women! So please, men, even if you have women OCs, let the ladies have this one. Be respectful and if you can share it around!!

(I can’t promise I’ll draw everyone, so please don’t get mad if I don’t pick you)

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1449 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 181 πŸ“Œ 8
Post image

might b at yapper’s regret

08.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
The Day Today - WAR!
The Day Today - WAR! YouTube video by Jmagunda

Given everything happening I am reminded of this gem

youtu.be/r3BO6GP9NMY?...

08.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the UK have some obsession about going to war with countries that start with "Ir"?

08.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people who told us austerity was crucial, Brexit would be brilliant, Boris Johnson’s amazing and Liz Truss is an economic genius, are now insisting the country should join an illegal war

#BBCLauraK

08.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 5138 πŸ” 2054 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4

I've been up since 7 waiting for IKEA to deliver stuff. So tired

08.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The piss tank on the ISS is now 72% full.

08.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Am not

08.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I VPN

08.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You cute

08.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this feeling

08.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I knew what I wanted drawn of me

07.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh. Still feel self conscious

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

To my fellow leftists, please be well armed and well trained.

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 6178 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 15

Hyper, messy, fat, other stuff

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0