Gabriel Martinelli has scored in six of his last seven Champions League matches.
#LEVARS
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Gabriel Martinelli has scored in six of his last seven Champions League matches.
#LEVARS
Viktor Gyökeres has scored 10 goals in 14 Champions League games and has also contributed two assists.
#LEVARS
Bukayo Saka has 20 goal involvements in 24 Champions League appearances (12 goals 8 assists).
#LEVARS
“Then we’re stupid and we’ll die.”
So, uh. In disability studies we call this a "disability dongle" or a techno-utopian solution to a problem that appeals to the able-bodied imagination rather than the actuality of disabled life itself.
Deploying a LLM to translate a legal notice for an asylum seeker functions similarly.
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
It's genius because they've realized that focus groups aren't there to generate new ideas, they're there to tell you what you want to hear and to deflect blame if the idea turns out to be crap. And this will tell you the thing you wanted to hear but cheaper and if you don't like it shake it again.
“Even the French have fixed this.” 😂
Wes Fucking Streeting.
In January the mysteriously-funded Institute of Economic Affairs was adamant that reaching net zero will cost the UK £9 trillion, prompting eyerolls from actual experts.
Well, the CCC put it at £100bn, with a return of between £2 and £4 for every pound invested.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
So Spursey.
Genuinely considering paying for the shingles vaccine*. 17% lower risk of dementia, 25% lower risk of heart attack or stroke, 27% reduced risk of blood clots, 26% lower risk for heart failure, lower all-cause mortality AND you avoid being a nasty infection? Count me in!
Secondary benefits of vaccines for the win!
More reviews like this please!
Arsenal have won the FA Cup more times than any other team (14).
They have won it nine times since Spurs last made a final, which is more times than Spurs have ever won it.
#FACup
Hey Spurs fans, just think, in a years time you could be winning the league. (The Championship).
Hey Spurs fans, are you going down?
To be fair, I think you’ve swerved a poisoned chalice.
