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contracting scurvy as a bit

07.03.2026 00:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 16:28 👍 5402 🔁 1196 💬 28 📌 22

it was the "yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn" of times, it was the "kinda sad tbh" of times

06.03.2026 15:24 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile

05.03.2026 23:21 👍 200 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 2

SaaS… software as a sin

06.03.2026 01:38 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

she deserves the australian meat

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kind of a tertiary issue but people really log into this webbed site to gleefully say shit like “the child killing AI is better at my programming job than I am!”

05.03.2026 08:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude

04.03.2026 19:09 👍 194 🔁 41 💬 2 📌 0

yeah I take issue with this kind of baseless inevitability prognostication. I still remember when the last three dead tech industry trends were sold as Get In Or Have Fun Being Poor unstoppable forces

04.03.2026 22:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, reviewing my coworkers AI code: no it doesn’t

04.03.2026 22:38 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
03.03.2026 06:18 👍 12048 🔁 5666 💬 126 📌 78

now generally speaking if i write about being Iranian and then someone cracks a joke about me being a “goat fucker” in response i’d say that person is just an old fashioned racist

04.03.2026 03:01 👍 1696 🔁 54 💬 27 📌 0

work didn’t pay the NPM bill

02.03.2026 17:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me (listening to the snail
Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am
hotdog

Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog

the snail do be having good ideas tho

02.03.2026 13:50 👍 1161 🔁 205 💬 14 📌 8

> one of our Availability Zones (mec1-az2) was impacted by objects that struck the data center, creating sparks and fire

the AWS status page, a surprise contender for the Pulitzer in Passive Voice

02.03.2026 14:41 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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es lunes

02.03.2026 08:32 👍 1033 🔁 299 💬 6 📌 19

idk the case law on this but it feels like you have a pretty good case for claiming these were unlawful orders

01.03.2026 16:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Israel has closed all the crossings into Gaza and reimposed total siege.

28.02.2026 19:39 👍 1128 🔁 612 💬 12 📌 38

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

28.02.2026 16:33 👍 1123 🔁 210 💬 5 📌 1

I don’t think we should give the Israelis weapons so they can keep doing this. Just my two cents.

28.02.2026 15:05 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know enough about rugby to understand this!

28.02.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah my manager keeps pushing me to use Allen Iverson for work.

Like 50% of the Super Bowl ads were for Allen Iverson.

The entire US economy is propped up by Allen Iverson.

28.02.2026 14:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

imagining a better world where AI just means Allen Iverson.

28.02.2026 14:34 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

once again, my knee-jerk reaction against all things AI has saved me from contributing to atrocities beyond compare

28.02.2026 14:13 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

28.02.2026 09:32 👍 3285 🔁 539 💬 16 📌 3
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YOSPOS bicht

27.02.2026 14:38 👍 159 🔁 68 💬 3 📌 4

It's so ironic that "Guy who left scientology threatens lawsuit against journalist" is more sensational than "Guy who left scientology doesn't really want to talk about it" by orders of magnitude. Incredible own goal for Lee, I guess.

27.02.2026 18:26 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Check out my new app TimTok, exclusively for guys named Tim

26.02.2026 21:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.02.2026 16:00 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

25.02.2026 18:44 👍 5971 🔁 1093 💬 38 📌 15