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@technicalsquirrel

I am not fun at parties, why do people keep speculating about this

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None of the horrors of the past two months would've occurred under a Harris Administration; that's just a fact. But there were so many people who needed to renew their "Fell For It Again" awards for believing in Donald The Dove/Dem Lady's the Real Warmonger.

08.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

None of my leather pants fit anymore, I'm out

08.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I think I've understood the full depth of Maher's stupidity...

08.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we going to be getting gayer?

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they don't want infrastructure investment, they want to endlessly critique infrastructure investment

07.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

07.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 4487 πŸ” 922 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 34
Wait for them to calm down -> They're not calming down

Wait for them to calm down -> They're not calming down

US strategic analysis of Iran:

07.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 994 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13406 πŸ” 2891 πŸ’¬ 319 πŸ“Œ 183

I keep thinking the US will eventually invade Iran's nuclear facilities, plant an underground nuke to demolish it, and then say "tee hee looks like one of theirs went off, how sad"

07.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWar-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6601 πŸ” 1854 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 105

stay alive

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is something I've been anticipating. There is no realistically achievable and legitimate war aim in Iran other than exfiltrating nuclear materials and equipment. If this happens, much will be forgiven, many justifications become possible.

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bones don't spontaneously wear down or move around or develop cracks or cavities. Teeth do. Maybe yours haven't yet, but it's inevitable.

If you wait until it hurts, that's like 3x the cost and discomfort to fix it. You need X-Rays.

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ahahahhhahahahhahaa

just kidding, this is actually really sad.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arrest? No. That's not enough.

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The load-bearing assumption is that America is a rational nation, making decisions in pursuit of articulable goals. States like Iran are, by contrast, unpredictable, dangerous, potentially even rogue.

But a cursory examination of the facts on the ground reveals the opposite: WE are the rogue state.

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Starr doctrine

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But that's like... the worst of everything, right? Death, destruction, same regime, just a different guy with the same last name.

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's right. That's what we want. Whether you find it funny or not, we will have accountability.

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She realizes that the women are getting tossed overboard first, so she's determined to be a tosser instead of the tossed.

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In retrospect, it seems like changing the department's name to Department of War was a strong signal of what this administration wanted to do, huh

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Maybe it's time to finally realize who your friends are and who your enemies are?

06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

If Zelensky is smart, he'll cook up some evidence of Iranian fighters in Donbas so that maybe Trump will get on the right side of at least one conflict.

06.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody has um... done some research.

06.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good point, custody could mean many things. I guess military people aren't just cut loose to book a commercial flight home, especially with, you know.

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would they be in custody if they haven't broken any law? They weren't making war, they didn't start the war.

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

fuckin sick, dude.

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not excited you're probably a WHORE from WHORETOWN <mutters incongruously in mandarin>

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16488 πŸ” 3348 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 174

Really? Certainly the leftoids aren't pro-Platner. They're the worst harassers.

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0