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Mika ๐Ÿ”ฎ

@simplymika.com

Things I love: Clean code, Kotlin, Zig, Svelte, Tea, osu!, Cuteness!!!, Anime (only cute shows though!!!), You (uwu) poetry: @poetry.simplymika.com

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dear youtube music,

for the love of god please just let me choose a playlist when I click โ€œaddโ€, I really don't want you to guess which playlist to put it in, only for it to be wrong 75% of the time.

thank you

03.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's an episode of The Mentalist

01.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing like a big bowl of ice cream after a good cry ๐Ÿฅฒ

28.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that moment when you go pee, but you realize that you have to poop, so you check if your phone is in your pocket before letting the poop out, because pooping without being on your phone is just unbearable at this point

08.02.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people who speak in absolutes are always wrong.

26.01.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he who has had everything
has lost more than he has had

but he who wants everything
has more to gain than he knows

26.12.2025 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok the headphone jack is indeed very satisfying but the *kachunk* you get from displayport still beats it imo

25.12.2025 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

name one cable that's as *satisfying* to plug in as displayport, i'll wait

25.12.2025 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wrote a poem

pls read

thxxx

23.12.2025 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I propose:
active hitbox and passive hitbox.

active hitboxes cause hits, passive hitboxes receive hits.

this is analogous to active and passive physics objects where active ones can cause collisions by moving and passive ones can only be collided with.

thoughts?

22.12.2025 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

throw in some hentai every now and then and you're good

17.12.2025 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crazy theory: trump endorsed ai so much in hopes that it would get better at generating images so he could claim all the epstein pics of him were faked using ai.

prove me wrong.

13.12.2025 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guys i matched with this cute girl on a dating app and she actually replied to my text???? and she's a drummer???? hello??????? she's so cool aiydtfeeipjbgfst

12.12.2025 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except when the application isn't focused! Then it scrolls vertically for some ungodly reason...

(but only on MacOS, this works correctly on both Windows and Linux)

11.12.2025 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing like blasting the Cuphead OST while cleaning the house and doing chores and dancing and having fun

01.12.2025 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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aim is cool. so cool that i started thinking what if it came with its own unstable rate too? so i made it

21.11.2025 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cons of being bald:
- u look funny

pros of being bald:
- u look funny
- less washing
- less sweating
- u can feeel the air currents
- when u headbang with headphones they stay on ur head

(will expand later)

25.11.2025 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weekend plans: not leaving bed. surrounded by plushies. living the dream.

15.11.2025 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time i walk up the stairs in my house with my bluetooth headphones on the audio cuts out for one or two seconds and i like to think that it's just the universe loading the level data for the upstairs

17.11.2025 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TestBalloon, the next generation Kotlin test framework, has now reached flight level 0.7.1. Please do check out its unique combination of characteristics, making it ๐ŸŒ‹ powerful, ๐Ÿš€ blazingly fast, and โ˜บ๏ธ so easy to use. There's a brand-new documentation site, too!

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06.11.2025 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we've had auto-brightness in phones for about two decades now and somehow nobody has made auto-volume a thing yet?

am i the only one who frequently destroys their eardrums by blasting an instagram reel on full volume at 4am????

19.10.2025 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<input
type="password"
maxlength="20"
/>

THIS IS BAD, DO NOT DO THIS, PLEASE

10.10.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PSA to all web devs:

Never EVER give your password input field a maximum length.

Password managers will generate a long password, then store that password, and try to paste it into the input field, but it'll get cut off by the limit and now the stored password is wrong.

10.10.2025 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

fun fact: โ€œentangleโ€ in german is โ€žverwickelnโ€œ (among other translations), which has the exact same root as โ€žentwickelnโ€œ (โ€œdevelopโ€)!

10.10.2025 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm german and I was today years old when I realized that โ€žentwickelnโ€œ is pretty much a 1:1 translation of โ€œdevelopโ€. โ€žent-โ€œ is a negative prefix like โ€œun-โ€ or โ€œde-โ€ and โ€žwickelnโ€œ means to โ€œwrapโ€ or indeed to โ€œenvelopโ€ :D

10.10.2025 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uhhhh tbh I'm way out of touch, I don't even know what happened in august lol. I just remembered something and thought it'd be helpful

03.10.2025 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

peppy recently said (somewhere???) that TAG4 maps will no longer award pp

03.10.2025 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best part about working on a laptop is not having to suspend your thoughts every time you go take a leak

30.09.2025 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any cute twinks whose cock i could suck?

taking applications in my dms

dick pics appreciated

19.09.2025 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is it that my phone can do a 100ร— zoom with AI that generates detail from nothing and yet when I take a picture of a piece of paper on the table the image is almost always upside down???

12.09.2025 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0