Danno Watts

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

in a kitchen too?? but was he a cop? and was he a cop who traveled through time???

my god his splits in the kitchen??? GOOD GAWD

TIME COP

drowned my sorrows,
but they learned to swim

i don’t want to swim the ocean
i don’t want to fight the tide
i don’t want to swim forever
when it’s cold, i’d like to die
💔

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

worth pickin up a 4 pack or just a single botttle ?

oh hot damn, how’s this beer?

sad for New York to reject him when his catholic, and in some ways jewish, mother survived 9/11 then died of cancer soon after moving to the city in 2003, a tragedy he was forced to relive in 2016 when his mother died of cancer. his only crime? a few fake charities and also every other type of fraud

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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

Please tell me a First Amendment lawyer is willing to step up here and defend this woman.

Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably

weratedogs v 1/5 BORDER PATROC ICE AGENTS KILL DOG DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

@assf.art did your dad’s wife’s boyfriend grow up in arizona or washington or california or north carolina? are we distant cousins?

#fcf #wwjd #neverforget #happywifehappylife

I’m a goddamn American don’t tell me what hole to use

Trump says his $40B bailout for Argentina's failing libertarian economy is "not gonna make a big difference for our country."

Really?

Imagine if we invested those billions on healthcare and housing for Americans, instead of bailing out Trump's pals abroad.

We are fighting for true freedom. The freedom to live a life of dignity and joy.

A life of 80 hour work weeks, of constantly struggling to get by, being trapped in a shitty job by your health insurance — this is not freedom, and we are not free. But we could be. If we fight.

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

Good people need to start outing their ICE family members, neighbors, and community members.

They need to be made into pariahs in the places decent Americans gather.

A fun October activity is noticing that door in your living room that wasn't there yesterday.

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Mia Goth for Who What Wear October 2025 Issue, photographed by Erica Snyder

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'The Toxic Avenger' Has Helped Eliminate Over $15 Million in Medical Debt The ooey-gooey, proudly raunchy horror comedy launched a fundraiser ahead of its theatrical release—and it's still going along with its arrival at home.

'The Toxic Avenger' Has Helped Eliminate Over $15 Million in Medical Debt