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she/he lesbian cartoonist from 66 million bc

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you babbling buffoon!!

12.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

06.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5696 ๐Ÿ” 1705 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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#deltarune

12.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2662 ๐Ÿ” 811 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait the animated last airbender movie is a real thing? i thought that was just gonna be a piece of fanart that got reported on with no sources by fansites forever

12.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‘ BLACK BOLT ๐Ÿคซ

11.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 450 ๐Ÿ” 70 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

read the new skybound transformers issue. by which i mean i read it when the leaks were posted and everyone said it was the worst thing ever lol. but it's actually out officially now. it's not actually the worst tf comic ever, but sure isn't great. (spoilers in thread i guess)

11.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

11.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 775 ๐Ÿ” 257 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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more elf

11.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 508 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My second printing cover for Absolute Wonder Woman #16 featuring Absolute Zatanna. Because who doesn't like psychotic magical goth baddie?

11.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2013 ๐Ÿ” 532 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

I don't have to justify my credentials on bluesky. I could name every bone if I wanted

11.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

support small businesses

11.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"just use the bones of the slain as decorative accessories and NOT as part of your undead army" you want me to throw away money too?

11.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how's your average necromancer supposed to make ends meet when skull pauldrons these days go for $240 a pop

11.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid
MY SPIDER GF:
๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

06.01.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Thank you for the meal

10.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2839 ๐Ÿ” 510 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1335 ๐Ÿ” 553 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

villain who desperately wants to give the "we're not so different" speech to the hero but she can't think of a single way they're actually alike in any sense that means anything

16.01.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eventually she settles on "we're both girls!" and the hero starts to get the wrong idea

16.01.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've said a lot of shit about the '86 transformers movie but i do love the scene where galvatron wastes starscream for deadnaming him

10.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you invent a sword?

10.03.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."

Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."

Doug's Big Game (GBC, 2000)

29.12.2025 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 541 ๐Ÿ” 177 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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I got a huge late fee on a bill I thought I had paid on time. f you have anything to spare it will help.

Paypal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/ash...

10.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet if Akuma did the thing to me with the four big kanji it would feel incredible. I think it would totally work out all the kinks in my back

10.03.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 589 ๐Ÿ” 192 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Been playing Bloodstained now that I have a computer that can actually run it. A) I really like the joke of O.D., that as an Alucard expy his name backwards is also a famous vampire name B) Miriam and Dominique should lez out

10.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 788 ๐Ÿ” 266 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

the laughing lesbian

10.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride
Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

07.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1212 ๐Ÿ” 344 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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bro.

09.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2818 ๐Ÿ” 1094 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you can like women and be a trans woman
you can have no bottom dysphoria and be a trans woman
you can be awful at fighting games and be a trans woman

10.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2113 ๐Ÿ” 511 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

It's crazy how Walt Simonson is widely and correctly regarded as one of the greatest comic artists of all time and it still feels like he doesn't get the credit he deserves

10.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0