you babbling buffoon!!
you babbling buffoon!!
OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK
#deltarune
wait the animated last airbender movie is a real thing? i thought that was just gonna be a piece of fanart that got reported on with no sources by fansites forever
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read the new skybound transformers issue. by which i mean i read it when the leaks were posted and everyone said it was the worst thing ever lol. but it's actually out officially now. it's not actually the worst tf comic ever, but sure isn't great. (spoilers in thread i guess)
i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube
more elf
My second printing cover for Absolute Wonder Woman #16 featuring Absolute Zatanna. Because who doesn't like psychotic magical goth baddie?
I don't have to justify my credentials on bluesky. I could name every bone if I wanted
support small businesses
"just use the bones of the slain as decorative accessories and NOT as part of your undead army" you want me to throw away money too?
how's your average necromancer supposed to make ends meet when skull pauldrons these days go for $240 a pop
ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid
MY SPIDER GF:
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Thank you for the meal
Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
villain who desperately wants to give the "we're not so different" speech to the hero but she can't think of a single way they're actually alike in any sense that means anything
eventually she settles on "we're both girls!" and the hero starts to get the wrong idea
i've said a lot of shit about the '86 transformers movie but i do love the scene where galvatron wastes starscream for deadnaming him
How do you invent a sword?
Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."
Doug's Big Game (GBC, 2000)
I got a huge late fee on a bill I thought I had paid on time. f you have anything to spare it will help.
Paypal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/ash...
I bet if Akuma did the thing to me with the four big kanji it would feel incredible. I think it would totally work out all the kinks in my back
Been playing Bloodstained now that I have a computer that can actually run it. A) I really like the joke of O.D., that as an Alucard expy his name backwards is also a famous vampire name B) Miriam and Dominique should lez out
the laughing lesbian
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
His plans are measured in centuries
bro.
you can like women and be a trans woman
you can have no bottom dysphoria and be a trans woman
you can be awful at fighting games and be a trans woman
It's crazy how Walt Simonson is widely and correctly regarded as one of the greatest comic artists of all time and it still feels like he doesn't get the credit he deserves