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Jordan (he/him)

@sploinkywubz.edm.blue

32 | CA | Taurus

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Latest posts by Jordan (he/him) @sploinkywubz.edm.blue

Griz b2b Wooli gonna be insane

12.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone listen to the lineup reveal?

12.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sell outs πŸ˜’

08.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Green Day doesn’t use their platform at the Super Bowl to do what they do best

08.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back at work after being out for a month. Barely been here a week and already want to quit. 😭

07.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1 month post op

04.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDon’t get vaccinated, you’ll get sick”
Like wut?

25.12.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are so fkn stupid where I live 😭

25.12.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Merry Chrysler

25.12.2025 09:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream I was secretly dating Kehlani πŸ˜‚β€οΈπŸ˜­

20.12.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiddy free 😌

10.12.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big reveal tomorrow

09.12.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 1 post op: I can’t stand straight. Lookin hunched af. lol

04.12.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: pain

03.12.2025 07:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3 weeks till top surgery?? 😍

09.11.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

My CA homies, y’all better VOTE πŸ—³οΈ

05.11.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple of my fav pics from Escape πŸŽƒ

04.11.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t hear any β€œHOT DOG, HOT DOG” outside the venue πŸ₯²

01.11.2025 10:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Escape ready

01.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s rave day 😈

31.10.2025 13:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can it be the weekend already? I want to be where the lasers are πŸ₯²

27.10.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fingerbanging at a Kayzo set

20.10.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do NOT watch The Substance. Cause wtf was that? 😭

14.10.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shot of tonight’s super moon with my iPhone

07.10.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All my clients are without Medicaid during this shutdown. They need their meds/psych appointments 😭😭😭

05.10.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep daydreaming about Escape

03.10.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every morning I wake up to a new headline of a marginalized groups rights being taken away.

19.09.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Contrary to popular belief, not all deaths are tragedies.

11.09.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf he was your dad..”

If he was my dad I’d tell him to stop being a hateful bigot.

11.09.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A piece of literal sh*t.

11.09.2025 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0