cat with a gun 🔫🐈

let’s just say this cowboy’s steak don’t hunt #txsen

they don’t let you slice sea lions for kids in day care anymore

how about this: jamdani and I’m shoving my hand in a jar of jam and then a bunch of bees swarm down and sting it

I’m driving you nuts? YOU’re the one who confused Siouxsie Sioux and Xiu Xiu 😳

why when you inject sql its bad but when you inject a dependency it’s good. explain this code nerds

people complain about 'enshittification' but the number on my calendar just keeps getting bigger

if a cow looks like this inside, you should just let it be

the most beautiful cat you’ve ever seen. her name is sapphire

that’s tiny. I could big one builder

did you know i went to hahvuhd

just unearthed some intriguing lore

they’re in hell now

amerikans

mooke it mooke sense

My husband is a potet

i made a slushie from the ‘democracy’ ice statue and got sick

this is ai slop. the bill it cites hasn’t been voted on legiscan.com/IL/bill/HB40...

@bsky.app PLEASE hire me. I WILL get drunk and angry at users for very little reason

tbh i kinda love that bsky is just petty forum drama masquerading as a tech company

I think some paper materials are better than others

what kind of paper do you think the ballots should be printed on

i think it’s ok to leave significant portions of this country to fallow 💕

i know about you ir.chipotle.com/board-of-dir...

why did i just get like 20 follows on this stupid site

cell phones have made such an impact on amerikan culture that they can be found far inland, in the hinterlands such as new jersey

it’s so strange how a 20 something in utah became so online. he could have been hanging out in dirty soda bars

I think we’ve lost our way if we can’t admit a cis man killing charlie kirk for his trans gf is kind of hot

this is a scam right? like asking for btc donations without having any of the data available yet

is there a biblical story that’s a good analogy for betraying a son in order to get a small amount of money, leading to the son’s execution 🤔

anyone notice a vibe shift in the past day or so