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Aaron Gotwalt

@gotwalt.com

Internet person, friend of dogs

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When I think about Argentina all I really think about is the taste of activated charcoal pills

07.04.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I said something net neutral about Ben Shapiro yesterday and I’m not sure how I feel about it

07.04.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leveraging latent conservative opposition to post Vatican II reforms as a mechanism for political control of central and South America

02.03.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Within the realm of believability that on the Pope’s passing America will create a schism comparable to the creation of the Church of England

02.03.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Abandon NATO
2. Let Russia attack Europe
3. Let China take Taiwan
4. In the chaos conquer North America

These toddlers aren’t playing chess, they are playing Risk

02.03.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Document summarizing the impact of stop work orders for PEPFAR

Document summarizing the impact of stop work orders for PEPFAR

Helpful summary stats on the stakes of PEPFAR stoppages

www.amfar.org/wp-content/u...

28.01.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How NAFTA fueled the great avocado boom Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission: to help everyone understand our complicated world, so that we can all help shape it. In text, video and audio, our reporters expl...

In one generation we’ve forgotten how vaccines and free trade have given us the life we have today www.vox.com/2015/2/16/80...

21.01.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Roll for timeliness

12.12.2024 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Malcovich reading Vonnegut’s β€œBreakfast of Champions” audiobook is the closest I’ll likely ever get to hearing how aliens talk

30.11.2024 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@lmarburger.bsky.social hey, this made me think of you

29.11.2024 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never once have I had to do an email verification PIN when unlocking a car with a physical key

27.11.2024 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven
Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven YouTube video by Tante Marie's Kitchen

Happy Tante Marie season to all who celebrate youtu.be/foA0MGUbYH0

26.11.2024 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a dog has taught me something I never considered about humanity: we throw chicken bones *everywhere*

24.11.2024 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grandfather, a dentist, was called a communist for advocating for fluoride in his water supply in the 1950s. What’s old is new.

23.11.2024 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Are Wes Anderson’s Movies So Artificial? And So Deadpan? Asteroid City Provides an Answer. The filmmaker’s movies are all haunted by the same thing.

Honestly not sure if I’m smart enough for this analysis of Wes Anderson movies slate.com/culture/2023...

19.11.2024 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back to never thinking about boxing

16.11.2024 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can only pretend to care about boxing for so long

16.11.2024 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nixon shock - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_s...

14.11.2024 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your current workflow?

13.11.2024 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The difference is that I feel comfortable admitting it is obviously bad.

13.11.2024 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And mind you I grew up on the worst kind of cult music: CCM in the 90s. I feel like I have some commonality with my much cooler heathen friends: we liked terrible music that we grew up with.

13.11.2024 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One time as an experiment I asked my deadhead friends what the best live tapes of all time were. Got super stoned, played on the hifi. There is no amount of money in the world you could pay those people to all clap at the same time.

13.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Grateful Dead always sucked. You were just high at the show. It’s ok.

13.11.2024 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

$20 days one member of the incoming cabinet sues another member before June

13.11.2024 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I need more underwraught skeets

13.11.2024 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came up with the ^XY syntax that companies briefly tried to use when doing customer support work there

12.11.2024 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chinese superapps are regulatory capture in disguise. Group ownership, sure, but hard to imagine in an iOS centric environment. Not convinced they’ll work anywhere else. WDYT?

06.07.2023 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow this Airbnb has great knives and no other usable cooking utensils

05.07.2023 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The artisinal granola market is the purest form of ungrounded price testing

03.07.2023 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crypto is just retro computing at this point

03.07.2023 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0