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Phil Haack

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Software guy turned lawyer; please don't hold it against me. πŸ’Ό: Patents, copyrights, trademarks, trade secrets, and "internet law" @neuralgraffiti@sfba.social on the Fediverse. https://profile.neuralgraffiti.com/ Lawyer, but (probably) not yours.

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Frankly, to the extent that an LLM has something consciousness-like, expect it is pretty alien. And I don't think it's self-reflective in a helpful way. We're in "What Is It Like to Be a Bat?" territory, at best.

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with this completely! I am a proponent of @sifu.tweety.fish's posts about, e.g., how much neural power goes into brain-body feedback loops. In my mind, it aligns with the William James notion that our emotions stem from bodily feelings and actually precede conscious experience of them.

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But that doesn’t mean I think you can ask Claude why he bombed a school and get anything resembling a useful answer.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also don’t have a good definition of what that means for me. So I allow for some possibility that there is something I don’t understand going on while token streams are being processed that might have qualia or interiority of some kind.

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting point. I’m sympathetic to it but personally lean toward agnosticism on it. I don’t think Claude is conscious is the same way that I am, but…

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one-banana-michael.gif

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think OP is not saying stateless like HTTPβ€”obviously there’s a context windowβ€”but pointing out that there’s no shared state between different Claude instances. They are β€œdifferent people” in the anthropomorphic sense.

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sympathetic to the presumed goal here, but making its private right of action seems like a terrible idea. I’d hate for this to turn into something like all the CIPA lawsuits in California.

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But I had so much fun explaining it to my wife!

05.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is why we’re going to be able to use it for legal work.

05.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not entering any business that requires me to sell to lawyers, and especially not one that would require seamless conversion to and from OOXML.

04.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a conversation (maybe with @lu.is?) a while back about how we need an IDE for legal writing and maybe it should use something like typst.

And I shudder at the idea of using GDoc.

04.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is both true that:
1️⃣ lawyers have very good reason to demand high reliability (errors are caught very expensively in law; there is no linting (yet))
2️⃣ lawyers overrate their own reliability, and vastly overrate the reliability of the median lawyer

04.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

*People still quote this Mars quip, but I'm actually rather keen to see somebody really build a functional Walden Pond retreat in a chilly and waterless desert

*That wouldn't be a "retreat," more of a genuine advance

04.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
DE102015103991B4 - Method for controlling a prime mover - Google Patents A method comprising:when driving a hybrid vehicle only via engine torque, rotating an engine without fuel at less than a threshold speed until a piston temperature is higher than a threshold, characte...

somehow Ford Motor Co. has patented dominion over God

patents.google.com/patent/DE102...

03.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But that’s because 90% of the GOP platform is: β€œDo you have a profound inferiority complex? Let us help you project that on national politics instead of getting therapy.”

02.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Reason 1,327 why I’m happy to be outside counsel.

01.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Particularly in light of the fact that Anthropic’s position has been pretty public. Not like OpenAI’s counsel was likely to ignore the context.

01.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Scorched Earth: The Mother of All Games

Oh yes. Still pay what you want.

www.whicken.com/scorch/index...

01.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

I, too, am in shorts and dismayed by it.

28.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe the headline isn't "OpenAI entirely on board with mass surveillance of Americans, signs up enthusiastically".

27.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How have we not had Statham in a Predator movie yet

25.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of the famous Bruce Sterling comment from ~20 years ago: ”I'll believe in people settling Mars at about the
same time I see people setting the Gobi Desert.”

24.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m very curious about your process here. You ramble to machine, let it ramble back, and then… edit from the transcript? Have Claude summarize?

19.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW, she has a lot of training and interest in language acquisition and literacy; LLMs as artifacts are pretty interesting viewed through that lens.

18.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was such a good post that I got my AI-skeptic wife interested enough to read it.

18.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read this as β€œPlayer Characters” and was rather confused by the image.

18.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I submit The Mother by Brandi Carlile for the mom/daughter quadrant.

12.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blindsight is now required reading for AI critics.

11.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The framers were wrong about a lot of stuff but they were definitely onto something with juries

11.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1