Sorry I can't come into work today. I used up too much energy and didn't eat enough food last night, so I reverted to my In-Training form. Yeah, I'm just kind of a beanbag with a face and two floppy ears.
How much are those Loooong Dollars worth?
I love that he edits the photo in some 90's kids' program. Probably bought it on CD-ROM at the Scholastic book fair.
Hey remember that one guy from a not-FEX band that claimed "Like The Wind" was his song and that synth preset used in it was actually not a DX7 (despite sounding exactly like one of the factory presets)? Whatever happened to him?
This is worse than the fake 80s music video in "Music & Lyrics" that features a Roland D-50 several years before it was released.
The movie takes place in 1982, so it's like a year or two too early for that song anyway.
In Black Phone 2 there's a scene where a character is watching TV and they introduce "FEX's hit song, 'Subways of Your Mind'" and I genuinely got mad at the movie.
I hope she made an adequate amount-a spaghetti!
And even if people stop, there will always still be a chance that someone will bring Sexyback back.
They should just post to Craigslist that anyone who wants oil can just come and pick it up.
"Here's Jonathan!"
-Jake Torrents, The Shindig
A picture of Guy Incognito, the man from The Simpsons who looks exactly like Homer with a mustache.
Pickmon designs be like
ChatGPT can you believe this heat wave? Generate me an image of a person melting in the sun.
Grok why does it feel like summer in March?
I don't know any 311 songs so all I can think of now is Down With The Sickness.
I always answer "None of the above" on Youtube survey ads. "Pepsi and Coke? Never heard of them!"
What if you work at an art supply warehouse and have a pallet full of palettes?
[trying to pick up women in a bar] ...all I really wanted was a tiny man that I could carry around who would play the piano for me. ANYWAY, I guess the genie misheard me...
Archnemon is an extremely underrated Digimon.
A goth MILF that transforms into a grotesque spider monster? She should be in the internet's top 10, at least.
Hm, there's a page for it on IMDb but it's just listed as "upcoming," so no idea where/when it was aired/posted. But most of the people involved seem to have IMDb pages, so it's at least not some super obscure thing.
www.imdb.com/title/tt8979...
London Bridge is collapsing and you're singing a goddamn nursery rhyme?!?
Top 15 Times Corporations Ruined A Good Thing In Pursuit of Profits (Number 11 Will Shock You!)
Shirley Jackson was kicked out of the Jackson 5 because her lyrics were way too dark.
I DJ'd a few times at my school's anime convention and now I have dreams where I'm supposed to DJ but I don't have anything set up and my music is all disorganized and unprepared.
10,000 Motivated Horses
Listen, we don't need to know about *every* period!!
They're just upset that they can't piss six feet in the air straight up without getting wet.
Not a big fan of "Funk Ad," I see.
OH another thing about Weapons is that it had one of the coolest credit rolls I've ever seen in a movie. (Like, the actual scrolling credits part. Usually the cool credits stuff is just for the director, writer, main cast, etc and then it switches to just plain white-text-on-black-background)
FUCK I just realized the Backrooms movie isn't coming out until May 29th. Why did I think it was coming out in March? (I guess that's why it felt waaaayyy too close to the teaser trailer release)
