Daz

One for the teenagers.

Have they even watched any of these films? Half of those characters are the bad guys in their tv shows/movies.

Can she just vote for something purely in the national interest instead of just making a political point?

I’ve just heard our Eurovision entry. The Daily Mail is going to go absolutely apeshit.
It even includes the line “I need some Euros to count” and how much happier he is to count in German than in English.

I’ve just listened to it. The usual suspects are going to have an absolute meltdown, from what I can make it out it’s how much happier he feels speaking German instead of English.
Clever move, having a chant as a chorus in the language of the host country.

Hope politicians are listening to this, the Telegraph columnist brings up the “freedoms we fought for 80 years ago” in attempt to stir them but there’s not one clap from the audience. Uncle George nails it and just about the whole audience claps. #bbcqt

“Why hasn’t the government not invented a Time Machine? We could have got this battleship there a lot quicker?”
#bbcqt

Now overhead in a post office queue.
“Did you do pancakes on pancake day?”
“No, did you?”
“No. It wasn’t well publicized was it?”

Feckimg idiots

I remember being at a wedding about 15 years ago and they played it and all the teenagers there went mad for it. Had absolutely no idea why, looked at my wife in disbelief at why they were. It was my first experience of feeling like one of the old relatives at a wedding.

Bit too early for T-Rex

Or The Rolling Flintstones

You know when you count the seconds between a lightning flash and the sound of thunder to see how far away it is? You can do that with small children, count the seconds between them falling over/suddenly hurting themselves and how long it takes them to cry out to know the seriousness of it.

Shouldn’t that be….

Vox pox on LBC.
“What was Churchills greatest achievement?”

Er…

I draw pub chalkboards for a job. Many years ago, at a pub in ipswich, I was asked by the new manager, not a local, to do a massive “book your party here” chalkboard.
Being a Norwich lad I painted a massive party scene, full of yellow and green balloons.
Haven’t been back since but very worth it.

Is it an attempt to make their superstar host and his party appear to be more centrist? They shift the Overton window by putting in these people so that they can get Nigel to look softer in comparison?

Jeremy Hunt now on #r4today says that we should have got more involved with the attacks on Iran. As foreign secretary in 2019 he warned of an ‘accidental war’ after a drone was shot down. Now he’s all for a deliberate war.

Channel 4 star quits show in explosive row after praising Hitler Viewers described the moment as 'absolutely disgusting'.

You’ll never guess who this Hitler painting owner is a fan of.

He named one of his dogs after him.

Same amount as Donald Trumps?

Listened to this half an hour ago, it’s already out of date with Trumps latest broadside at Kier, he’s gone even more full out attack now. He is more concerned with regime change in the UK than he is in Iran.

Trump is more interested in regime change in European countries that don’t follow his ideals than he is in regime change in Iran.

The only thing FDR about Trump is F***ing Dumb Racist.

Reform voters are a weird lot, their favoured alternative vote would be for the Lib Dems, who are, apart from the greens, their most ideologically opposed party. It’s almost as if they don’t care about policies, it’s just about having someone to kick.

Pretty certain that those people can make their own way to the next safe country.

Rachel Reeves must be the only person in the world to sound less nasally than usual when they have a cold.

People who didn’t want us to join an imaginary EU Army because of sovereignty now spaffing themselves silly over Trump supposedly angry that we didn’t fully support his attack on Iran.

“Isn’t there anyone of us who haven’t been on holiday in that area?” says former conservative MP Gillian Keegan on Sky News.

Nope.

“…Operation Epic Fury will eliminate the Iranian regime and I can now report that four serviceman have gallantly lost their lives in doing so. But anyway, drapes. Red or gold?”

Trump is now honouring a serviceman who was a prisoner of war during WW2. Seem to remember him saying “I like people who weren’t captured”.

He’s gone from talking about people dying in his war straight to the colour of ‘the drapes’ in a clunky segway that would put The One Show to shame.