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@cowsounds

bovine babe (she/it) | 29 | genderfluid ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ freelance moosician, full time cow https://cowsounds.bandcamp.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cowsounds

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Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5634 ๐Ÿ” 1322 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104 ๐Ÿ“Œ 159
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HRT is magic ๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’ฟ

11.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says โ€œThis is who stocks the storesโ€

Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says โ€œThis is who stocks the storesโ€

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says โ€œThis is who designs merchโ€

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says โ€œThis is who designs merchโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with โ€œOrsonโ€ painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. A caption says โ€œThis is who packs the sparkleโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with โ€œOrsonโ€ painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. A caption says โ€œThis is who packs the sparkleโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says โ€œThis is who tastes new recipesโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says โ€œThis is who tastes new recipesโ€

nothing but respect for my seltzer

11.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1346 ๐Ÿ” 554 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Doc Hollywood & Banana for scale.

11.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me and my Aunt ๐Ÿฉถ

10.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The whales are so slutty.. which makes me reconsider my pick of familiar. Should it be a beluga instead?!

We had an amazing time with the ever insightful and fully delightful @lavitaloca34.bsky.social, so listen to this weekโ€™s episode.

10.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching flintstones viva rock vegas and I'm remembering how bizarre it was to live behind an abandoned flintstones amusement park for two years

10.03.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2292 ๐Ÿ” 958 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Yes I'm a Milf

My
Insides are
Laserdiscs
Felp ๐Ÿข

09.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My absolutely perfect ref sheet courtesy of @fruityhooves.bsky.social she did such a perfect job! ๐Ÿฉถ

09.03.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm poking that midnight wool

09.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

media literacy is dead and I eated it :)

08.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจ JOURNO REQUEST ๐Ÿšจ

Are you trans? Do you live in Kansas? Or do you know someone who is/does?

I want to interview you about how the new driver's license law has affected you, ideally TODAY!

@iohazard.01 on Signal // io.dodds@the-independent // happy to protect identity

Please share widely ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Is your work ever going back on Spotify?"

A: [expound on every single reason why Spotify is horrible for musicians, listeners, and the world at large]
B: "Sorry, no. Thanks for listening though."

07.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Bandcamp Friday!

My latest EP is 6 songs, 5 bonus songs, and a steal at $6!

Scream along to funk-inspired post-punk about our profoundly evil times.

faustbot.bandcamp.com/album/rant

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a little song

06.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank moo!! ๐Ÿฎ

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Custard Bus, by crispysteve42 track by crispysteve42

i kind of wanted to get the ep finished for #BandcampFriday but i didn't so, idk, send me money for custard bus I guess crispysteve42.bandcamp.com/track/custar...

06.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We must love one another or die.

05.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจcow sounds on vinyl tomorrow!๐Ÿšจ

05.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the last month, Marin has had their gender affirming surgery pulled out of reach, and now theyโ€™ve been laid off.

Iโ€™m doing what I can to support them here but if anyone has any help they can offer

I canโ€™t bear to see them lose hope like this

03.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 687 ๐Ÿ” 522 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aka a shit ton of people cancelled their Nitro's (imagine paying for discord lmao) and it tanked their perceived value right before IPO

If you cancelled your Nitro, proud of you, don't resubscribe. If you still have Nitro (why?), still cancel it.

24.02.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 981 ๐Ÿ” 535 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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This episode is a cowgirl/boy/poke extravaganza! Donโ€™t know about the polyamorous rodeo?! You better listen up then: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

03.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
OPM: The Freaks Are Alright โ€“ Ether Diver

You could do a lot worse than spending part of this Sunday discovering new music. This week's Other People's Music is good & freaky, too! Transcendent art rock, industrial forged from derelict starships, classic guitar pop, minimal sampling experiments & alien R&B

www.etherdiver.com/2026/02/27/o...

01.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

back on hrt after 4 long stupid years ๐Ÿฎ

28.02.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

18.02.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1649 ๐Ÿ” 746 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For people asking, "How?" It's not complicated and it's fun!

Try indie streamers like Nebula, or Dropout

Commission fan art

Buy an album on Bandcamp Friday

Donate in your favorite creator's stream

I guarantee your money will be more meaningful AND bring you more joy than one month of Netflix

27.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 659 ๐Ÿ” 324 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9