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@cowsounds

bovine babe (she/it) | 29 | genderfluid ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ freelance moosician, full time cow https://cowsounds.bandcamp.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cowsounds

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Our very own Odo drop for the Venn diagram overlap of Stuberts and FODs (@greatesttrek.com) featuring the ever fabulous Wyndy Priddy.

13.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."

13.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1325 ๐Ÿ” 350 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Derivative three panel vertical comic staring me, the mycelium monster aye-aye thing. In the first panel I sit wide eyed as five hands each out. The second panel zooms out and Iโ€™m completely surrounded by a flood of shadowy hands. Third panel is completely blocked out by an unrecognizable mass of hands and darkness

Derivative three panel vertical comic staring me, the mycelium monster aye-aye thing. In the first panel I sit wide eyed as five hands each out. The second panel zooms out and Iโ€™m completely surrounded by a flood of shadowy hands. Third panel is completely blocked out by an unrecognizable mass of hands and darkness

14.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WHAT IS A COW
*throws milk bottle to the floor*

WHAT IS A COW *throws milk bottle to the floor*

just sat down on the pc and got surprised by this
i forgot i was drawing that to get around an artblock

12.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 187 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone is curious what's in my pants, it's a Laserdisc copy of Twin Peaks: Visual Soundtrack, this is official Flicky lore ๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’ฟ

13.03.2026 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Laserdisc Video Drug: Phuture (1990)
Laserdisc Video Drug: Phuture (1990) YouTube video by PS Laserdisc Archive

Brb smoking that phuture ๐Ÿ’ฟ

12.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry, listening to us doesnโ€™t make you poly. But, it does make you a little bit gay.

12.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5822 ๐Ÿ” 1363 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110 ๐Ÿ“Œ 163
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HRT is magic ๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’ฟ

11.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says โ€œThis is who stocks the storesโ€

Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says โ€œThis is who stocks the storesโ€

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says โ€œThis is who designs merchโ€

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says โ€œThis is who designs merchโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with โ€œOrsonโ€ painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. A caption says โ€œThis is who packs the sparkleโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with โ€œOrsonโ€ painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says โ€œPolarโ€. A caption says โ€œThis is who packs the sparkleโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says โ€œThis is who tastes new recipesโ€

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says โ€œThis is who tastes new recipesโ€

nothing but respect for my seltzer

11.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1360 ๐Ÿ” 564 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Doc Hollywood & Banana for scale.

11.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me and my Aunt ๐Ÿฉถ

10.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The whales are so slutty.. which makes me reconsider my pick of familiar. Should it be a beluga instead?!

We had an amazing time with the ever insightful and fully delightful @lavitaloca34.bsky.social, so listen to this weekโ€™s episode.

10.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching flintstones viva rock vegas and I'm remembering how bizarre it was to live behind an abandoned flintstones amusement park for two years

10.03.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2332 ๐Ÿ” 975 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Yes I'm a Milf

My
Insides are
Laserdiscs
Felp ๐Ÿข

09.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My absolutely perfect ref sheet courtesy of @fruityhooves.bsky.social she did such a perfect job! ๐Ÿฉถ

09.03.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm poking that midnight wool

09.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

media literacy is dead and I eated it :)

08.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจ JOURNO REQUEST ๐Ÿšจ

Are you trans? Do you live in Kansas? Or do you know someone who is/does?

I want to interview you about how the new driver's license law has affected you, ideally TODAY!

@iohazard.01 on Signal // io.dodds@the-independent // happy to protect identity

Please share widely ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Is your work ever going back on Spotify?"

A: [expound on every single reason why Spotify is horrible for musicians, listeners, and the world at large]
B: "Sorry, no. Thanks for listening though."

07.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Bandcamp Friday!

My latest EP is 6 songs, 5 bonus songs, and a steal at $6!

Scream along to funk-inspired post-punk about our profoundly evil times.

faustbot.bandcamp.com/album/rant

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a little song

06.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank moo!! ๐Ÿฎ

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Custard Bus, by crispysteve42 track by crispysteve42

i kind of wanted to get the ep finished for #BandcampFriday but i didn't so, idk, send me money for custard bus I guess crispysteve42.bandcamp.com/track/custar...

06.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We must love one another or die.

05.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจcow sounds on vinyl tomorrow!๐Ÿšจ

05.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0