GlonzoTech

State funeral

How could one be so confident and yet so incredibly wrong

Wow, you like to travel? That’s crazy, in my culture, we hate travel, we prefer to spend our free time configuring Linux images.

9 bodies have been found under the rubble of an apartment building struck by a russian missile last night in Kharkiv.

Russia crashed a building on their heads for the "crime" of being Ukrainian. Bastards.

Searc and rescue efforts continue

Russia dropped a 500kg glide bomb on central Kramatorsk overnight, wounding at least 6 people including three children. 12 apartment buildings, 5 administrative buildings, and 22 vehicles were damaged, Mayor Honcharenko said. #Ukraine

"The consequences of the Russian attack are very severe: the section of a five‑story residential building has been destroyed, and the remaining parts are heavily damaged. People may be trapped under the rubble, including a child" said Kharkiv Mayor Ihor Terekhov

lol the moment I realized those weren’t feet in the first panel

Sugar Ray but they no longer want to fly

Wonder if oil at $200/bbl gets Trump to threaten Israel if they don’t stop

Old man screaming at clouds moment:

Memorize a couple of phone numbers. People you may want to talk to if, say:

- You get robbed and your phone is taken

- You’re stranded and your phone is broken

- You are arrested and the police will totally call them if you just give them the passcode

I can assure you that being in Miami when your body is built for the Midwest is not great, regardless of your bash prowess

Did we even say thank you?

I, for one, would rather just sleep

Not even a hint of public policy goal apart from attacking a minority group

She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. — Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Goddamn fucking America, man

lol that’s great

Fucking bullshit, I hope both of them choke on pretzels

Over a quarter of republican respondents say socialism is better than capitalism? That’s nuts

He’ll call Mamdani and ask if he wants the job

We live in an idiot country run by idiots

Scouting America to reinstate ban on trans children to appease Pentagon Former Boy Scouts cave to Pete Hegseth as he laments move from ‘focus on God as the ruler of the universe’

1. They are the exact cowards we always knew them to be.

2. Remember when Republicans argued government coercion and jawboning were the worst things a politician could do?

3. Fuck everybody involved for actively seeking to harm children for no good reason.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This was probably a bad idea even if he deserved it. (He did absolutely deserve it.)

I hope he’s reminded of this take every fucking day

So we’re at war with Iran.

Or maybe not, since Congress didn’t declare war.

Or maybe so, since Congress won’t stop the president from making war without a declaration.

Is violating the constitution like speeding now - only enforced if the state’s agents feel like it?

I somehow got on a “Charlie Kirk Glazers” list when I spent the aftermath liking every post making fun of his worthless ass lol. People are dumb

Again: If I was an NYPD cop named in a felony case about being hit with a snowball I’d walk into the Hudson never to be seen again and spare my family the utter humiliation.

Only Uvalde & ICE makes bigger candyasses than New York police

Shocking footage from Kostyantynivka‼️

Russia is destroying the city, hunts locals who are simply trying to survive with FPV drones, knowing perfectly well that they attack civilians.

Timeline cleanse