Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“If I could predict the future with that level of precision, I wouldn’t work here - I’d be a multi-millionaire.”
@sasquatech
Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student. Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“If I could predict the future with that level of precision, I wouldn’t work here - I’d be a multi-millionaire.”
“(Palm Beach County) is New York’s Kaliningrad.”
Goddamnit @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
Just cause it’s true doesn’t mean that it’s right
If is follows ought it will do what we thought
In the end we all do what we must
ZELENSKYY: Yes. Because “peace” is just words from Putin. Who can trust him?
ZELENSKYY: If our soldiers voluntarily withdraw from Donbas, they’ll lose friends, homes, relatives, and memories there. The morale of the entire army and nation would collapse instantly.
POLITICO: Even if you get peace in return?
Counter argument:
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MACRON: The G7 agreed that recent events in no way justify lifting sanctions on Russia. They must continue, and this must not weaken our focus on supporting Ukraine or our clear stance on sanctions against Russia.
Operation 69-420 is a go
Seems like everything these days:
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And just FL-23, so yeah much more liberal leaning than the average for the state
To be fair it’s the democratic primary voters in Florida, a self-selected group for more liberal tendencies
Don’t fuck with the Fit
To be fair, the current administration doesn’t think he was president in 2020
Clearly Trump is going to order the navy to mine the straight, as a compromise
Yes, sources attached
The Commodore Perry of our generation
You’re on time if you’re 6 weeks early, you’re late if you’re on time
4 residents of Sloviansk were killed in a russian airstrike, and another 16 were injured, according to Vadym Liakh, head of the local military administration. Among the wounded is a 14‑year‑old girl. The Russian army attacked the city in the morning‼️
This list is wrong, very wrong, but not death-threat wrong. It’s not like she was ranking oil deposits by sulfur content
“makes 8 figures teaching hamsters to play mario kart” - next season of house hunters is gonna be lit
holy shit
Mine is young enough to not tell time yet, so we’ve been moving up bedtime for two weeks now.
Then the first night we go out to dinner and stay up late, making it all pointless.
Sorry to hear that, feel better soon!
State funeral
How could one be so confident and yet so incredibly wrong
Wow, you like to travel? That’s crazy, in my culture, we hate travel, we prefer to spend our free time configuring Linux images.
9 bodies have been found under the rubble of an apartment building struck by a russian missile last night in Kharkiv.
Russia crashed a building on their heads for the "crime" of being Ukrainian. Bastards.
Searc and rescue efforts continue
Russia dropped a 500kg glide bomb on central Kramatorsk overnight, wounding at least 6 people including three children. 12 apartment buildings, 5 administrative buildings, and 22 vehicles were damaged, Mayor Honcharenko said. #Ukraine
"The consequences of the Russian attack are very severe: the section of a five‑story residential building has been destroyed, and the remaining parts are heavily damaged. People may be trapped under the rubble, including a child" said Kharkiv Mayor Ihor Terekhov