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@sasquatech

Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student. Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com

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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“If I could predict the future with that level of precision, I wouldn’t work here - I’d be a multi-millionaire.”

13.03.2026 18:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.03.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“(Palm Beach County) is New York’s Kaliningrad.”

Goddamnit @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social

Just cause it’s true doesn’t mean that it’s right

13.03.2026 00:29 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

If is follows ought it will do what we thought

In the end we all do what we must

12.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ZELENSKYY: Yes. Because “peace” is just words from Putin. Who can trust him?

12.03.2026 21:48 👍 249 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 1
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ZELENSKYY: If our soldiers voluntarily withdraw from Donbas, they’ll lose friends, homes, relatives, and memories there. The morale of the entire army and nation would collapse instantly.

POLITICO: Even if you get peace in return?

12.03.2026 21:48 👍 254 🔁 61 💬 13 📌 1

Counter argument:

bsky.app/profile/rinc...

12.03.2026 08:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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MACRON: The G7 agreed that recent events in no way justify lifting sanctions on Russia. They must continue, and this must not weaken our focus on supporting Ukraine or our clear stance on sanctions against Russia.

11.03.2026 23:37 👍 347 🔁 92 💬 7 📌 5

Operation 69-420 is a go

10.03.2026 23:53 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like everything these days:

bsky.app/profile/unav...

10.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And just FL-23, so yeah much more liberal leaning than the average for the state

10.03.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair it’s the democratic primary voters in Florida, a self-selected group for more liberal tendencies

10.03.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Don’t fuck with the Fit

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair, the current administration doesn’t think he was president in 2020

10.03.2026 21:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly Trump is going to order the navy to mine the straight, as a compromise

10.03.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, sources attached

10.03.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Commodore Perry of our generation

10.03.2026 21:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re on time if you’re 6 weeks early, you’re late if you’re on time

10.03.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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4 residents of Sloviansk were killed in a russian airstrike, and another 16 were injured, according to Vadym Liakh, head of the local military administration. Among the wounded is a 14‑year‑old girl. The Russian army attacked the city in the morning‼️

10.03.2026 12:35 👍 149 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 0

This list is wrong, very wrong, but not death-threat wrong. It’s not like she was ranking oil deposits by sulfur content

09.03.2026 23:47 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“makes 8 figures teaching hamsters to play mario kart” - next season of house hunters is gonna be lit

09.03.2026 23:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14194 🔁 3093 💬 239 📌 610

Mine is young enough to not tell time yet, so we’ve been moving up bedtime for two weeks now.

Then the first night we go out to dinner and stay up late, making it all pointless.

09.03.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry to hear that, feel better soon!

08.03.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

State funeral

07.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How could one be so confident and yet so incredibly wrong

07.03.2026 18:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, you like to travel? That’s crazy, in my culture, we hate travel, we prefer to spend our free time configuring Linux images.

07.03.2026 05:21 👍 219 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 1
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9 bodies have been found under the rubble of an apartment building struck by a russian missile last night in Kharkiv.

Russia crashed a building on their heads for the "crime" of being Ukrainian. Bastards.

Searc and rescue efforts continue

07.03.2026 11:46 👍 138 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 1

Russia dropped a 500kg glide bomb on central Kramatorsk overnight, wounding at least 6 people including three children. 12 apartment buildings, 5 administrative buildings, and 22 vehicles were damaged, Mayor Honcharenko said. #Ukraine

07.03.2026 09:17 👍 524 🔁 233 💬 19 📌 6

"The consequences of the Russian attack are very severe: the section of a five‑story residential building has been destroyed, and the remaining parts are heavily damaged. People may be trapped under the rubble, including a child" said Kharkiv Mayor Ihor Terekhov

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 128 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 2