I used to travel to the twin cities for work a lot and the vibe is the most like Seattle of any I've been to, just flat. It's a great place.

I've never been to massachusetts, but from my perspective but matt seems like he's too energetic to be from there

*he-man hippie/punk meme*

always buy the extended 16 year warranty from the craigslist guy you buy your car from

at best it's a slush fund

because that day has come today

Give me an old hockey bag or give me death.

The Baileys have been running a bunch of errands today, I'm sure they'll catch him up to speed when they're home.

people hiking with dogs tens to be way better about this than people who take their dogs to city parks

oh hell yeah

josh broken, please, you need to go to hopital

Hm...how far back do they count?

I have a friend whose coworker took up smoking in his 30s because "it looks cool".

this is the most enumclaw anyone's ever been

Where I live these local and county jobs have *a lot* of applicants, and are consequently hard to get.

Now to convince Jerome Boateng to come out of retirement.

it's so weird how the physical, moving your limbs stuff is clearly iterative, and the internal brain stuff seems so spontaneous

take that AI

Yep, it's all nostalgia.

Seattle has a giant pit of rubble directly across the street from city hall that's been there like 20 years.

my mom talks about how *chehalis* had a department store christmas setup like this when she was a kid.

it was brian, not a kid i knew that well. maybe this is just one of those "my uncle works at nintendo" stories

lol, there was a kid in my high school with the exact same story

hell yeah, drinking in a les scwab, finally a new zeke album!

I have no particular talents, but my grandma was born in Moosejaw. C'mon, let me in.

for every uncessarsry, florid word she writes she loses one eyebrow hair

The vice-vice president, he's so tiny and dumb, can only grow half a beard.

always standing, lifting, constant short sprints as they try to run away, no time to eat. i lost ~15-20 pounds after each of our kids, can't imagine the compounding factor of two at once

there's no better weight loss regime than toddler wrangling

i come from a very evangelical family, unfortunately, and they were 100% NIV. maybe things have changed, but I think that's considered the true version.