Guess he needs to do...a small load.
06.03.2026 17:59
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Guess he needs to do...a small load.
farm to tablespoon
LensCrafters is asking for my DOB, Zip Code and last 4 of my social via text.
Nope
Hozier and Lake Street drive?!
Yes, please!
youtu.be/H1j1KgKlyZU?...
I’ll go in there and beat errbody ass in the store over this.
I hate the name of this dj. Every time I see it, I’m glad they are getting paid but calling yourself “DJ Tokenblackfriend” just kills the vibes for me instantly.
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
Maybe it’s me. Maybe my expectations at the job are just too much.
So start treating it like it’s an hourly gig
Trying to reorganize and do inventory at my new job but people keep giving us (more like me) things to keep.
I can’t keep things if nobody has a plan on when to use it because there are things here from when I was a junior in high school in this lab.
My 20 year high school reunion was last year.
“Do yall have a water fountain?”
“No but we have a water dispenser right around the corner.”
*moments later*
“Where are the cups?”
“You have to bring your own water cup. Sorry.”
Well, that ain’t useful.
So he is announcing a project on Saturday that he announced in a truth today?
Do not go to Australia then. They loved saying brekkie
I know Waka Flocka was a MAGA but so is slutty vegan?
A man with a very long beard that’s painted to look like the Indian flag
Amazing
How the fuck did I forget Gypsy?!
12 Angry Men (1957 version)
Singing in the Rain
Carmen Jones
Joseph:
I wish I liked Dustin Conrad. Dude is coming to town and I want to support but his music ain’t for me
i would rather you just steal out the store???
now Jaylen gotta find himself stuck between a rock & a hard place next Friday night because Danny Glover came thru and emptied the fishbowl on campus????
you need your tax-paying ass BEAT.
@itsnicnite.bsky.social you remember how we used to watch this back in the day?!
youtu.be/rfpJymUgHA4?...
Wait Microsoft just cancelled somebody’s email address cause they brought charges against the prime minister of Israel?
Now foreign countries are realizing that these US tech companies will do what Donald says and don’t want to deal with that and are canceling contracts?
Ruh roh!
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
Could you ever imagine losing something on your body? Like your hands? If you lost your hands, you sho couldn’t do no more handjobs.
You know rent is too high when restaurants need roommates
Identified 4 companies to give $145 million dollars to. The company that got the bid was incorporated 8 days before being identified.
That sounds like scamming
And an older Meg at the same time 🔥
imitation crab pisses me off like no other.
it's offensive. it's disrespectful. it's rude. it's dishonorable. it's untrustworthy. it's unsavory.
it ultimately makes me uncomfortable.
imitation crab is racist.
imitation crab is the ICE of the culinary world.
good steak just needs salt and pepper.
perhaps basted in butter with an herb in the pan if you're fancy, but salt and pepper is really all you need.
