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@mikehackfort

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Thank you for reporting on this

05.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i appreciate that you described the razor-edged pendulum swinging back and forth above us, and noted in detail that it is also slowly descending towards the table we're strapped to. and yet i can't help but ask why you failed to condemn these acts or make clear to your audience that they are bad?

05.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 16356 πŸ” 20419 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 351

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

20.01.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 21484 πŸ” 5120 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3554

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 86939 πŸ” 21348 πŸ’¬ 1612 πŸ“Œ 1508

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot

18.12.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

'Sorry' said the student 'I didn't mean to give you a hard one'

'IT'S SO EASY I WANT TO CURL UP AND DIE OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT!' was my calm, measured response delivered at a level that approached a shriek.

Literally ground my class to a halt.

Anyway - almost Christmas.

15.12.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Made an offhand comment about 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' in class today.
Of course no one had heard of it so explained and asked for a suggested actor.
Was given Al Pacino and realised my brain is broken and took a staggering, shocking and alarming amount of time for me to make the connection.

15.12.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

02.12.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 10952 πŸ” 3211 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 256

I am a member of a parents WhatsApp group for one of my son's clubs. One of the parents in the group leaves voice notes rather than texts and I think that is full blown psychotic behaviour.

21.11.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

19.10.2025 10:45 πŸ‘ 1881 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If you’re proud of what you’re doing show your face
::clap clap::
If you’re proud of what you’re doing show your face
::clap clap::
If you’re proud of what you’re doing and you don’t care who you’re screwing,
Or that everyone is booing
show your face
::clap clap::

20.08.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 627 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

extraordinary writing, extraordinary performance, I want to stand and cheer

13.08.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

One detail here is that all the clips are of them just sitting motionless, waiting, riding; there's no "action" like you might see in other military hype videos because the "action" ICE takes is all just horrific violence against civilians. can't put that in the video!

09.07.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

04.06.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 8283 πŸ” 1842 πŸ’¬ 364 πŸ“Œ 385
A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

15.04.2025 08:21 πŸ‘ 13266 πŸ” 5391 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 1331
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Related:

04.04.2025 10:26 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I've been excited for a while to watch Raiders with the ten year old but he's had very little interest when I try to explain it. Then I thought, 'what am I doing?' and just left the case lying around. The artwork did all the heavy lifting and now I'm fielding questions about the film non stop 🀣

18.03.2025 07:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Etymology of the day: β€˜book’ comes from an ancient root shared by β€˜beech’, a wood that people used for engraving inscriptions. β€˜Paper’ comes from β€˜papyrus’, and β€˜volume’ is from the Latin for a β€˜roll’ of parchment.

Happy World Book Day.

06.03.2025 08:04 πŸ‘ 4056 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 40

Wherever I fly into Des Moines I always feel like fully half the place has never flown before in their lives. The disembarking pace would get you MURDERED in other airports.

23.02.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

24.01.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 15608 πŸ” 4624 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 79

Some of the BBC presenters are pronouncing Storm Eowyn similar to 'Storm Iowan' and I'm like 'That's right UK! FEEL MY WRATH!!!'

24.01.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! β€οΈπŸ“šβ€οΈπŸ“šβ€οΈπŸ“š

31.12.2024 03:10 πŸ‘ 14648 πŸ” 2502 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 143

Almost properly kicked off in Aldi after the person in front of me at the till was asked for id and I was not (I have not been asked for id in years but, come on, nothing I did today deserved that).

16.12.2024 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I introduced my students to Whamaggedon and someone at the back IMMEDIATELY played the song on their computer. Folks, the COVID generation is ANGRY!

13.12.2024 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pork Belly

08.12.2024 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Day of the Jackal just took a cheap shot at David Hare and I'm ready to meet someone in the car park over it!!!

29.11.2024 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How on earth did you do the first task without first achieving the second?

29.11.2024 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray!!! We saw you in Cardigan and were floored! Have an excellent tour!

21.11.2024 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Handlebars by flobots suddenly popping into my head, me briefly wondering if that would be a video worth exploring with my students before just as suddenly realising that the song is now, like, 15 years old and am now just staring at the wall and not planning my lesson even a little bit.

15.11.2024 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0