UpCloud post-FOSDEM

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Migrated our PDS to a different [redacted, secret feature] while server is live, if you see this post everything is fine

good news! we're actually working on tha- [engineer was shot for almost promising things before they're ready]

wow!!! if you're lucky we'll send an agent 🌚

same

1738, ay 🔔‼️

I'm like "Hey, what's upcloud? Hello" 🗣️‼️

Seen your pretty cables soon as you came in the door 🔌⚡

I just wanna chill, got sebers for us to roll 🖨️🫷

Married to upcloud, introduced her to my nix config 💻❄️

kiitos paljon

honeypote :3

The author of this post is in OH&S and is figuring out how to help calculate the overtime for working while sleeping

One of our engineers made a PR at 3AM last night, with the description "Had a dream where delete action was miss-clicked instead of csvexport. So removing the option from action list. Prefer this dream to never come true"

Do not underestimate nightmare-driven development

megamind no bitches but it's no svg1

And another one, no-svg1 🇳🇴

...contrary to the name, you will in fact be allowed to store SVGs in this DC

void said “upcloud and handle are just shitposting and saying nothing special”. is that true? :(

@luna.pds.witchcraft.systems please audit void’s answer for correctness

wassup slime

ya

hello we are an org that could use such a feature for this account

bsky.app/profile/hask...

(don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing)

#let secret = (
0x69, 0x74, 0x27, 0x73, 0x20,
0x67, 0x6F, 0x69, 0x6E, 0x67, 0x20,
0x77, 0x65, 0x6C, 0x6C
)

#secret.map(c => [ #str.from-unicode(c) ]).sum()

bot tan making snow angels!!!

Spooky UpCloud Fact: They let the engineers in the Helsinki office make snow angels on the terrace, whenever the engineers want!

unfortunately we haven’t heard from kold in a while, not sure

unfortunately we won't be hosting our own; all our engineers are already booked to other parties! :p

all companies SHOULD give their engineers free reign over social media

@uraniumcovid.bsky.social got UpCloud the company to use typst

Hello, we're UpCloud, you’ll be able to blame us (and get SLA) if things go wrong

(Lyingly) lyingly is indeed a real word

(Lyingly) All UpCloud internal codebases use JJ for version control

How dare you /lha