🥖 Chief Crumbologist 🥖

It was 15C in Chicago today, absolutely sweltering for this time of year

I biked through four school pickup lines today on my 30 minute ride, man there has got to be a better way. What if we had like a trusted adult driving a really big van of kids to and from school or something?

Motorcycle guys: Mike is short for motorchael 🤣🤣🤣

Bike at North Ave in Chicago with the skyline in the background

My aluminum steed

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh, yeah
Oh yeah
Them fat bottomed girls
(Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alright, ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes

Ummm sorry did a gasolineball happen???

Nothing better than a tasty meal after a bike ride. Would highly recommend this recipe
youtu.be/nozurVDQ_Is

Concrete beach in Chicago IL in the foreground looking out over lake Michigan on a very foggy day, it looks like you're staring into a white void, maybe this is heaven?

Lake forever, problems for now

Fake spring enjoyers say stuff like "it's fake spring"

Barrel (unit) - Wikipedia

nope! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_...

Just learning that a barrel of oil can be abbreviated as "bbl" ??? please forgive my ignorance, I was a child during the start of our last forever war

Should I go ride my bike?
Yes: like
No: comment "fuck you"

Industry is just adult Skins

Blanching some short ribs

Making a sichuan bean paste thing

Simmering these short ribs in a broth

Beef noodle soup

Back on my bullshit

Agreed, the little ones are bad. Just a regular sized spoon and regular sized fork for me please.

It's honestly so fucked up that any silverware set would include less than ~50 forks to begin with. "Oh there's a salad and a regular fork for 4 people" okay four people for ONE MEAL, I eat 2-3 meals a day as one guy and sometimes use forks for snacks or cooking. That's an absurdly low # of forks!

When I was in my early 20s I was using a silverware set that was given to me in college and it had 8 forks. EIGHT FORKS. I was just constantly washing forks by hand and it got to a point where my then-girlfriend was so sick of my fork nonsense she bought me like a 50 pack of forks. Bless her 🙏

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I swear to god my dad is doing the "feeding shelter cats to coyotes" meme. He said he was getting a new cat and I was like please tell me it's an indoor cat? "No indoor cats" okay man why are doing this? My 6yo nephew met some of the cats last summer and even he was like "😢they're going to die"

Twice in the last few weeks I've tried to search for a product and just get an endless loading spinner

Am I just stupid or does the jewel website search not work?

"Sp33d5hit with the best or die like the rest" - Crash Override, Hackers 1998

Starting a shit with 5 minutes to spare before a meeting, out here speedshitting with the best of em to maximize shareholder value

Walking around downtown I feel equal parts awe that humanity can build such enormous, beautiful structures and horror at how car infrastructure dominates almost every inch of the ground.

Golden enoki mushrooms sprouting from a block of mycelium

My golden enoki mushrooms are finally putting up a few large clusters now that I've focused on misting them several times a day. Really need to set up a system that I just add water to but part of the fun is knowing that it's a challenge to manage.

I had this at UIUC, a lot of the large lectures like my physics classes had "clicker questions" that were worth points. People definitely brought their friends clickers.

Phone cameras should have an option to focus the flashlight beam to an extra bright point.

Wake up, it's void time

Ninajirachi & daine - It's You (underscores' "It's U" Remix) [Official Visualizer] YouTube video by Ninajirachi

I hope she ninas ur jirachi www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjmI...