Dave (@davetturf) — bluesky.baby

bender from futurama is holding a large barrel in his hand ALT: bender from futurama is holding a large barrel in his hand

06.03.2026 23:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is Trump mad at Spain??

03.03.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I missed that earlier I like that phanatic pillow thing

01.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Felt good to get outside with Ranger today. We walked Ridley creek state park for a few miles

28.02.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snow is barely covering my sidewalk so far

22.02.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hoping for another email before bed!!

22.02.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh work just sent an email saying they won’t decide to close or not tomorrow until 4 am. I still have to get up early!!

22.02.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LETS GOOOOO

22.02.2026 15:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a great game

22.02.2026 15:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That looked in

22.02.2026 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breakfast and gold medal hockey is very nice

22.02.2026 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That flip to himself

22.02.2026 13:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yay tariff ruling!!! Boo Taryn Hatcher news!!!!!!!

20.02.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awesome goal!!!

19.02.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I yelled “YEAH!” when the us team tied it At work and everyone was staring at me hahaha

19.02.2026 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK 2026

11.02.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

11.02.2026 17:15 👍 40537 🔁 13811 💬 1373 📌 890

“The Defendant faces the charge of murder in the first degree. Defendant, how do you plead?”

“Dow is over 50,000 your honor.”

11.02.2026 16:31 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

“I plead the 50,000th”

11.02.2026 16:43 👍 775 🔁 102 💬 68 📌 6

Allen Iverson delivering his famous "we talking about practice" press conference

We sitting here talking about Epstein, man! Not the Dow, not the Dow being over 50,000! We talking about Epstein!

11.02.2026 16:29 👍 156 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 0

Pam Bondi is about one question away

11.02.2026 16:23 👍 1100 🔁 187 💬 80 📌 15

Can’t wait to watch this clip age

11.02.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely trying to go to this

10.02.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the investigation

10.02.2026 15:11 👍 1650 🔁 246 💬 25 📌 6

Man I’ve been trying hard to only buy things I need but Jimmy Eat World just came out with a hoodie for Bleed American and I want it so bad. I still LOVE Jimmy Eat World!!!

10.02.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.02.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

09.02.2026 02:15 👍 3182 🔁 718 💬 29 📌 55

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.

(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

09.02.2026 01:50 👍 7584 🔁 843 💬 167 📌 45

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

09.02.2026 01:34 👍 8778 🔁 1811 💬 50 📌 37

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