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31 - nonbinary - possum - vegan - horror enthusiast - musician - UK - ACAB

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PARTY'S OVER

the new album by conelrad

After a 17 year gap and 3 years' work, the followup to lauded album Sure is the Risk Made.

Listen free to the whole thing in your browser (and buy it if you want to keep it) at bandcamp! Not on streaming!

>>> conelrad.bandcamp.com

13.03.2026 15:13 👍 125 🔁 97 💬 5 📌 13

omg thank god I have so many problems… using consoles???!!!

there is simply… not enough AI in my services???!!!

14.03.2026 00:27 👍 374 🔁 29 💬 26 📌 2

Made up a word, good mouthfeel, name now :)

14.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Samppa von Cyborg, showcasing their transdermal magnet implants with custom spikes to make a metal mohawk

Samppa von Cyborg, showcasing their transdermal magnet implants with custom spikes to make a metal mohawk

Hell yeah Samppa vibes! Transdermal magnet implants with custom spikes for a metal mohawk 😌

13.03.2026 11:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i like when the furry character looks a bit unwell like physically. like they have the flu but theyre on 4 paraceutamol and soldiering through it

12.03.2026 10:59 👍 60 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: “You scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: “You scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

Discourse demon

11.03.2026 06:54 👍 5613 🔁 1435 💬 17 📌 2

i want this so bad. what the fuck. put the thermal paste peanud budder in my mouth immediately

11.03.2026 22:36 👍 56 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

02.03.2026 18:10 👍 7714 🔁 1436 💬 89 📌 62
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28.02.2026 03:30 👍 1626 🔁 102 💬 71 📌 6

If it breaks someone, that person was probably worth breaking in the first place :)

27.02.2026 13:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“I said we were here to replace Labour and this is what replacing looks like.”

Zack Polanski talking to volunteers after our stunning victory in the Gorton and Denton by-election.

join.greenparty.org.uk

27.02.2026 07:31 👍 1147 🔁 275 💬 37 📌 29
INTRODUCING! 

Hannah Spencer 

The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

INTRODUCING! Hannah Spencer The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚

27.02.2026 04:31 👍 4459 🔁 1033 💬 183 📌 340
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If you have to stay out of politics you might as well not make art

26.02.2026 17:24 👍 524 🔁 90 💬 27 📌 17
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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

18.02.2026 21:27 👍 4301 🔁 2401 💬 58 📌 208

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear

15.02.2026 03:43 👍 1438 🔁 335 💬 5 📌 8

I got the exact same screen and didn't even get anemone in the end, I just gave up and accepted I didn't know how to spell it to save time :')

13.02.2026 10:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We’re just normal men

10.02.2026 08:59 👍 2389 🔁 885 💬 17 📌 36
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

26.01.2026 15:23 👍 3749 🔁 484 💬 71 📌 23
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 👍 7013 🔁 3608 💬 35 📌 154
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Save 30% on Metal Garden on Steam Travel through an overgrown megastructure, and discover what lies beyond it. Metal Garden is a short, atmospheric singleplayer FPS game.

Metal Garden is on Steam front page as part of today's Daily Deal!

It's also at it's lowest price ever! I hope you enjoy it! :)

store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/...

09.02.2026 18:07 👍 205 🔁 98 💬 7 📌 15
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spread the word!

there's a new pronoun labeller:

@pronounpicker.ripperoni.com

took a few minutes to appear for me but it's a good replacement it seems!

09.02.2026 15:12 👍 60 🔁 48 💬 3 📌 2

Ah damn that's a shame! Always had em in my name myself too but it was nice to see the labels around everywhere else :(

08.02.2026 10:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to travel by train for a work gathering today, obviously work are expensing it but it was around £170 for a return, only about 2 hours travel each way. Completely absurd

29.01.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two posts from Tumblr user awakefor48hours 

 "You should create for yourself" and "it's okay to feel discouraged when creating your own original projects if no one interacts with them" are two sentences that should be able to co-exist with each other 

 On the one hand, you should kill that capitalist in your head that tells you to make art only for the enjoyment of other people. On the other hand, it's totally fine to be disappointed that you spent hours or even days on something that only got 4 notes. You can feel both ways.

Two posts from Tumblr user awakefor48hours "You should create for yourself" and "it's okay to feel discouraged when creating your own original projects if no one interacts with them" are two sentences that should be able to co-exist with each other On the one hand, you should kill that capitalist in your head that tells you to make art only for the enjoyment of other people. On the other hand, it's totally fine to be disappointed that you spent hours or even days on something that only got 4 notes. You can feel both ways.

28.01.2026 01:35 👍 3541 🔁 1620 💬 1 📌 0
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The ‘R-Word’ Returns, Dismaying Those Who Fought to Oust It

If I see you use this word, I'll block you. If you use it "satirically" I'll block you. Using it at all today is a really fine test of character.

I've had some of my books edited because I used it twenty years ago and I'm ashamed today of having used it.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...

27.01.2026 14:12 👍 2817 🔁 464 💬 103 📌 66

Hello, it's me again, the guy who witnessed the Core Element staffer grab and assault my friend and fellow DJ!

l've been hestitant to address this further publically - as I've stated in the past, callouts aren't exactly my style, I try and avoid them.

But this is a safety issue.

🧵

23.01.2026 12:20 👍 47 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 0
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Core Element statement-1.pdf Shared with Jumpshare

Here’s a reupload of the document @coreelement.bsky.social are trying to scrub from the internet (along with me).

Keep yourself safe and avoid this event at all costs, and swerve anything to do with its founders.

Reskeets appreciated before they try the same again

jumpshare.com/share/7aEbG9...

23.01.2026 11:15 👍 50 🔁 52 💬 7 📌 5

“We hear your voices but will ignore them because we must stay true to our creative vision of casting a sex pest in our game.”

Be so fucking for real, you might as well not said anything.

17.01.2026 06:14 👍 499 🔁 156 💬 21 📌 0

And you'll more often than not end up isolating yourself while wondering why no one seems to stick around.

17.01.2026 02:41 👍 174 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

Learning the difference between discomfort and harm is how you can exist in any social space.

If the mere *idea* of something makes you spiral or lash out, you need to take a step back.

This isn't even just "A vs B"; being so unable to sit with your own discomfort causes in-fighting (+)

17.01.2026 02:41 👍 1796 🔁 757 💬 1 📌 0