Omg! Happy birthday!!!!

- Lily is very fluffy despite her mane not being as imposing as Lucy's
- Lily would be the cutest if it wasn't for Lucy.
- Lily is the sweetest and petting her warms the heart of man
- Lily confirmed real

After a thorough review :
- Fluffyness scale need an ajustement to allow Lucy's own fluffyness to be measured. She's superfluff++.
- Lucy would be the cutest if it wasn't for Lily.
- Petting Lucy is a unique experience that surpasses any expectations you might have
- Lucy confirmed real

One day nams...

That "Pure Energy" sounds like a gymbro supplement for which the bottle has a beefed up tiger with the brain exploding on the front. Sounds good !

on it 🕵️

I once had an incredible neapolitan (don't ask me where) and I've been chasing the feeling since.
The highs are high and the lows are low whereas you know that you're getting the standard™ commercial pizza with the other one.

A two-panel meme comparing pizzas. Left panel title: “AUTHENTIC” “ITALIAN” “PIZZA” Below the title is a photo of a rustic-looking pizza on a wooden surface. Red arrows point to flaws with labels reading: “Burnt spots everywhere” “Irregular shaped base” “Unsliced” “Random leaves, probably taken from a bush outside or something” “blobs of cheese” “Expensive” “Uneven sauce” Under the pizza are two cartoon figures. One is a stereotypical angry chef with an open mouth saying: “Mama Mia! I burn-a the pizza!” Next to him is a Wojak-style character with a speech bubble saying: “Oui, gr-gracias amigo” Right panel title: REAL AMERICAN PIZZA (DOMINOES) Below is a photo of a neat, round pizza on a black tray. Red arrows point to positive attributes with labels reading: “Perfect, round base” “Plenty of toppings” “Lots of cheese spread throughout” “Cheap” “Cooked to perfection” “Delivered in under 30 minutes or I get a free pizza” Under the pizza are two figures. On the left is a simple white silhouette with a speech bubble saying: “Mmm yummy” On the right is a Domino’s delivery man wearing a blue Domino’s uniform and hat, holding a pizza box. His speech bubble says: “Enjoy your pizza, sir”

a classic

What I'm learning from the Larian studio backlash is that Tumblr artists have no idea what artists do on a real big project like a game or a movie.

And sometime I wake up after 9 😎

Just stuff :3

I've done crazier things

we do things backward here !
we stop working at 15, tap out of teams/slack/whatever at 16 and leave the office starting from 17 😌

You can make it 16

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

Yes and I don't know a French man who frowns at garlic and butter

A small Grey tabby cat laying in my lap while I'm scratching his ear

Got mugged for headpats and scritches by a tiny little guy

Cat paws, they are very round

How's your day going ?

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, would some marshmallows help ?

guy who is really hungry: bread-first search

It's kind of like that pair of shoes that's a little expensive but also is very inoffensive and goes with pretty much everything. Also the quality is okay

something like a nice pair of sneakers

You're scrolling TikTok and you scroll on a thinly veiled ad where a lady is wearing a cute and fluffy pink dress

The lady does a twirl

That's what he means

Wishing Kodee and Kuromi all the best :3

I'm still very scared of the norwegian licorice stick but I will try it at some point 😤

North Korea type shit

Meanwhile the right is actually calling for more violence !
So just don't take the cucked "I condemn violence on all side" because they won't acknowledge it for a second and that will just cuck you in a corner
When they've called out THEIR OWN SOLE violence maybe something good can happen for once

Happy birthday Lily !!!!
You're a big girl now!!! 💛💛
Sending lots of forehead kisses !

in the end she won the most important race 🥲

She really just beefed up!