Living Dead Girl

sometimes a headline could just be "humans everywhere experience pattern recognition"

tim drake: i just don't think it's asking too much to put your drinks on a coaster. and to not leave your guns on the table.

jason todd: mmm. tim?

tim: what.

jason: you watched a lot of Arthur growing up, didn't you?

tim: how the hell could you have known that.

We need a name for this, something like vice-signalling, where people, usually in or around tech or finance, claim to do some quirky bullshit that patently doesn't work just so they can post about it to build their personal brand.

Sonic has a redbull refresher that is going to become my new Panera Lemonade That Makes You Die

Quoted text: Al Pacino in heat, 1995. Text in the QT: This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called heat. Two pictures of al Pacino, one where he looks normal and one where he looks like a crab is pinching his penis

No matter what this image never fails to cheer me up

Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time

Black couple cuddling in bed, looking out a large window

How I’m tryna be (but make it night)

a wandering merchant that you just so happen to find in very opportune moments when your pockets are full and ready to spend

Our Lenten ministry project is the dignity fund
Consider making a donation to do some good

$InvitationAMEZ

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My piece for @loveandlassos.bsky.social ! Since I’ve done cowboy a million times, I added some charro inspiration to this zine 🌟 thank you to my wonderful team! I’m proud of what we accomplished, and proud of this piece

*writes gay fanfic instead of doing homework*

My entire life rn is just like when I was 17. Except I’m at work and not high school other than that no tangible difference.

another commissioned fanfic banner 💘📞
#radiostatic #murdermedia

another banner comm 💘
#radiostatic #murdermedia

Snapshot #2

#murdermedia #radiostatic

@chestaheadinc.bsky.social Adam dear take a moment to stop being a whore on main.

Ok its monday and i am at work can't be skeeting like that

heavily compressed image of a baby sleeping the caption reads "Lil bro was born in 2025 😭🙏 missed [infamous fan image of dragon ball af super saiyan 5 Goku]"

back to fucking work tomorrow fuck my chud life

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Repotted a plant and it is being soooooo fucking dramatic.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

It is actually physically possible for Sam to miss. Never happens!

A black Audio-Technica turntable is shown playing a black vinyl record with a red Columbia Records label. Standing upright behind it is the album cover for Billy Joel’s 52nd Street. The cover features a photograph of the artist leaning against a brick wall in an alleyway, wearing a blazer and jeans while holding a trumpet. The artist's name and album title are printed in white, blocky sans-serif text in the top-right corner against a dark background. The turntable’s clear plastic dust cover is propped open against a light purple wall.

122. Billy Joel - 52nd Street

I feel like Billy gets a lot of flak lately & I get it, it can seem schmaltzy. But - I like it, & always have. To wit: I've had this album since probably…1980? Pretty heavy stuff for a kid. 😂 Funny to see the Piano Man holding a horn on the sleeve. Good alley pic, tho!

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

happy women’s day to infertile transgender women only

She was a little baby abandoned from her nest that someone found and asked my friend to help. Unfortunately by the time we found a rescue she was too old for them to take her.

She lives decently with a lot of enrichment, to be fair.

Hank plotline: the woman who lived in his house before he did comes back for Christmas to die happily in her childhood home

Dale plotline: wants the old lady to die in his home so he can contact her spirit through the afterlife via a haunted mirror

My friend’s pet squirrel is just fat as a sow. She got over fed a bit while my friend was travelling and sick. So now we’re playing with her to give her more exercise and she’s on a feeding schedule so we don’t double feed her.