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Elijah J. Mears

@elijah.mea.rs

sci-fi & fantasy writer • former classicist • transit nerd • gay married to @beryl.rubacky.dev • 🏳️‍🌈✡️ • he/him 📍  Raleigh, NC 🌐 www.elijahjmears.com

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A screenshot of a Pokemon summary from Pokemon Leaf Green of a Lvl 10 Sandshrew named Balin who knows Scratch, Defense Curl, and Rock Tomb

A screenshot of a Pokemon summary from Pokemon Leaf Green of a Lvl 10 Sandshrew named Balin who knows Scratch, Defense Curl, and Rock Tomb

didn't think about this when I did it but naming my sandshrew Balin and then teaching him Rock Tomb...

04.03.2026 22:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am seated

03.03.2026 13:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Switch playing the port of Pokémon Leaf Green showing Bulbasaur being selected as the starter

A Switch playing the port of Pokémon Leaf Green showing Bulbasaur being selected as the starter

hi there, old friend :)

28.02.2026 00:13 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

leaf green for the nostalgia, it's the one i permanently borrowed from my neighbor down the street as a kid 😤

28.02.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just know we could queen out together, she would be soooo shady at brunch

27.02.2026 18:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this one skeet has done more to convince me to read the archive undying than any other review, actually

27.02.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Flights of Foundry Wants a New Platform! Help Flights of Foundry move from Webex to a platform designed for virtual events

Support FoF! @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social

26.02.2026 18:37 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, below a certain speed I think the landing is pretty much mandatory. Now, the *specifics* of that landing, on the other hand...

26.02.2026 04:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks so much to @emmiechristie33.bsky.social for taking the time to spotlight my work! It's been a joy getting to see your perspective on my stories over the last few days

23.02.2026 18:36 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

103!

23.02.2026 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

please tell him i said happy birthday!

23.02.2026 02:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello my contribution to today's discourse is that there really is something great about stovetop rice done the "right" way and also our rice cooker is among the best appliances we own and feels like absolutely magic technology

22.02.2026 00:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Closing to subs February 28th

Now that our 2026 issues are filled (and our Feb 2027 issue is mostly stocked as well) we’re going to close the submission gates at end of day on February 28th. 

We’ll be aiming to get responses out to everyone who submits in February (or who already has a story in the queue) by the end of March at the latest.

Submissions will re-open on July 1st!

Closing to subs February 28th Now that our 2026 issues are filled (and our Feb 2027 issue is mostly stocked as well) we’re going to close the submission gates at end of day on February 28th. We’ll be aiming to get responses out to everyone who submits in February (or who already has a story in the queue) by the end of March at the latest. Submissions will re-open on July 1st!

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We've gotten so many great stories that we're now scheduling pieces for our Feb '27 issue (and probably our June '27 issue for at least a couple stories in queue!) so we're going close the submission gates for a few months.

Keep sending us stuff till end of Feb, and we'll see you again in July!

21.02.2026 15:20 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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Everyone Hates It When The Alien Shows Up At The Club Everyone hates it when the alien shows up at the club. Everyone hates it when the ten-foot-tall bright-green-and-yellow alien (the one with all the tentacles (the one that smells like ass (the one …

Everyone Hates It When The Alien Shows Up At The Club, by Elijah J. Mears in Flash Fiction Online. So fun, so sweet, so *hilarious* - and what a perfect voice, too!
www.flashfictiononline.com/article/ever...

21.02.2026 04:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading :)

21.02.2026 04:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I vote 1. It's so difficult to drag myself to the gym after work but I'm always glad when I do, it provides a nice reset that makes the rest of my evening better

20.02.2026 13:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨 DO NOT GO TO THE CLUB. THE ALIEN IS AT THE CLUB. EVERYONE HATES IT WHEN THE ALIEN SHOWS UP AT THE CLUB. 🚨

19.02.2026 23:10 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

oh my god yeah, i was trying to figure out how to describe its aesthetic when i was there last summer and that's it

19.02.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2. WYSR “Loving the Alien is the Easiest Thing in the World”

Loving the alien. Learning to love yourself. Y'all, you should definitely read this one if you like gayness, fat representation, and Good. Freaking. Prose.

inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

19.02.2026 16:51 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It is time. New author thread!! This week I'm reading @elijah.mea.rs

1. WYSR “Everyone Hates It When The Alien Shows Up At The Club”

An alien shows up at the club. Everyone hates it. Maybe everyone. Maybe one doesn't hate it AS much ;)

inkfoundry.net/review/why-y...

19.02.2026 16:36 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Thanks so much for reviewing these! I'm so glad you enjoyed them 💙

19.02.2026 17:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling all concept-driven science fiction short stories (and novelettes) published in 2025! I'm looking for bangers I might have missed that fit this brief: compellingsciencefiction.com/posts/call-f...

If you can share this with your favorite SF author/publisher/editor, I'd be grateful!

19.02.2026 00:56 👍 28 🔁 40 💬 0 📌 1
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Everyone Hates It When The Alien Shows Up At The Club Everyone hates it when the alien shows up at the club. Everyone hates it when the ten-foot-tall bright-green-and-yellow alien (the one with all the tentacles (the one that smells like ass (the one …

Don't you just HATE it when the Alien (ugh) shows up at the club? Well, everybody else does, at least—and you can find out why in my latest story, available to read for free at @flashfictiononline.bsky.social!

#AmWriting 🌈🚀💫

17.02.2026 20:56 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 5

Glad you enjoyed it! 😁

18.02.2026 04:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"He lifts a tentacle and waves. He says his name is Ralph. He says he’s a CPA. He says he works in NoDa or LoSo or WeHo or SoHo or WiFi or something like that (girl, how can you even tell when he speaks with his tentacles?)" Love this!

18.02.2026 04:35 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It was the second song we danced to at our wedding reception, so I definitely think it's up there

18.02.2026 04:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I LOVE THIS STORY! (And I love it when the alien shows up at the club.)

17.02.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This story is so off the wall and I can hear every voice in it.

17.02.2026 21:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Everyone Hates It When The Alien Shows Up At The Club Everyone hates it when the alien shows up at the club. Everyone hates it when the ten-foot-tall bright-green-and-yellow alien (the one with all the tentacles (the one that smells like ass (the one …

Don't you just HATE it when the Alien (ugh) shows up at the club? Well, everybody else does, at least—and you can find out why in my latest story, available to read for free at @flashfictiononline.bsky.social!

#AmWriting 🌈🚀💫

17.02.2026 20:56 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 5

Well, there's a neck and there are definitely lines, so

17.02.2026 16:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0