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@killgoldfish

we created it, let’s take it over

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ah right. and what are those. going to assume the pic was attached as a mistake

07.03.2026 04:27 👍 861 🔁 79 💬 18 📌 0

As a hardened anti-electoralist I’d like to sit every aspiring politician down and say: noo haha you definitely don’t need a campaign manager!! It’ll be great you’re so smart you can do it yourself

07.03.2026 05:00 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop

Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop

I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.

18.08.2024 04:24 👍 1286 🔁 85 💬 25 📌 1

what on fucking earth

07.03.2026 04:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there only one legal offensive position??

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the fuck is a legal guarding position

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hegseth just needs to chill out and have thirteen or fourteen drinks with an Iranian

07.03.2026 02:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They think he faked (maybe just exaggerated?) an injury

07.03.2026 02:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did it taste good at all

07.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this drink is responsible for @sbworkersunited.org

07.03.2026 02:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Killer Daughter Sucks at Her One Thing

07.03.2026 02:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also predicted that Jesse Jackson would die

07.03.2026 02:31 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

if I had to guess he demanded extremely bizarre background conditions that made him easily identifiable and the NYT decided to roast him

07.03.2026 01:37 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

07.03.2026 01:34 👍 155 🔁 38 💬 11 📌 10
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07.03.2026 00:10 👍 383 🔁 90 💬 19 📌 22
A captcha but it's Emma Stone and it says "select any square that may contain aliens"

A captcha but it's Emma Stone and it says "select any square that may contain aliens"

Ok letterboxd. I wasn't familiar with your game

07.03.2026 00:28 👍 262 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2

i don't like his stuff, but he was super pro-union during the strikes. so in that sense i am surprised and disappointed.

07.03.2026 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

phones listening to us when tech companies swear up and down that they aren't

07.03.2026 00:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember seeing a story like this after the first legal dispensary opened. Genius then, pretty easy to do now

07.03.2026 00:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Videodrome actually happened to this guy

06.03.2026 22:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

06.03.2026 16:11 👍 3689 🔁 765 💬 44 📌 52
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Sean O’Brien sold workers and unions out to Trump—these Teamsters are running to oust him. “As a labor leader, [O’Brien] should be disqualified…. Donald Trump has done nothing to help the working class, only the people in the Epstein class.”

🚨 New from me @therealnews.com

Sean O'Brien sold workers & unions out to Trump—these Teamsters are running to oust him

I speak w/ Richard Hooker Jr. & John Palmer, who are running against the O'Brien administration in this year’s Teamsters elections
therealnews.com/sean-obrien-...

04.03.2026 19:07 👍 317 🔁 79 💬 5 📌 8

can't wait for these companies to make extremely catty passive-aggressive prediction markets about each others' companies

06.03.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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06.03.2026 21:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this whole op-ed is so fucking funny. the top two things that jump out to me are how he wants to do DEI but for the most anti-DEI group, and how it's written like a 9th grader's first 5-paragraph essay

06.03.2026 21:23 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

this is the funniest cope i've ever seen

06.03.2026 20:22 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

excuse me???

06.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2000s Nostalgia Determined To Strike in US

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 483 🔁 89 💬 12 📌 3