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John DeBillie

@highdad

All- round comediologian, retired actual scientist, play every musical intrument. Most, badly. Avid reader of sf, spy thrillers, comedy etc. Favorites: Kennedy-Toole, Bertrand Russell, Douglas Hofstadter. Senescent athletics. Also, weed.

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Why do people still give their money to Apple? Seems like a losing strategy in the long run.

10.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You meant Bernie. Yeah, actually.

09.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your cousins neighbor told you that in confidence! Fucking troll or fucking moron. Any receipts? Didn't think so, fuckface.

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tax the ultrarich, health care for all. easy, but stupid fucks like you live in a topsy-turvy delusion

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure, but you seem to be an asshole.

09.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You misspelled Bernie.

05.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Considering how often one gets the same result, "checking" is pretty stupid. More like forlornly confirming.

04.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump and Republicans keep getting asked what’s next in Iran. Their answers are β€œhopefully” this or β€œwe hope” that.Β 

Hope is not a strategy, and a plan built on hope alone is how we end up in decades-long wars that cost thousands of American lives.

01.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1312 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 34

Seriously, thanks for the warning. I'm terrible at spotting psychos if they look nice and seem to like me.

02.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯

01.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8413 πŸ” 2493 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 99

Reasons you "need to"?
Bury a body.
Flee from law enforcement.
Other people just plain suck.

02.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gruesome, scalding violence on her mind.... not sitting next to that psycho no matter how nice I am.

02.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inconsistent usage (ya/you). Is that how oof is spelled? Will check and make sure to get back to you.

01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who don't understand depression used to often say things like "buck up". Now it's "I don’t want you to forget to be happy...". We would smirk if we had the energy. Also, not busy unless rueing counts.

01.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he's pegging his butt while hopping on one leg. Is that not how everyone runs?

01.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty succinct, keep going.

01.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And when your shitpost ends up on the discover feed, you get blocked.

01.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah

01.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct answer: They are not Kid Rock.

27.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do Radiohead, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Jess Glynne, Semisonic, R.E.M., Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, BeyoncΓ©, Celine Dion, Adele, Queen, Elton John, Rihanna, Neil Young, Foo Fighters, ABBA, Nick Kershaw, Tom Petty and Prince have in common?

27.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Radiohead, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Jess Glynne, Semisonic, R.E.M., Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, BeyoncΓ©, Celine Dion, Adele, Queen, Elton John, Rihanna, Neil Young, Foo Fighters, ABBA, Nick Kershaw, Tom Petty, Prince. V

27.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wut. tell myself? Dudette are you a troll? Stay on topic or don't, but then don't let me know.

27.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is a racket. Whenever anything new shows up, it's turned into a racket. E.g. "capitalist" or "communist" rule. Lying and stealing are a given.

27.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Nowadays lots of people vote against democracy, so it's a thing.

27.02.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DOH?

27.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I'm reading this post, so, not a good start. Can I get back to you?

27.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lesser of two evils- a concept I was aware of since.... forever? I must admit I can't remember exactly. Can't get used to not remembering.

27.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's way past time to start punching Nazis at school. Had we been consistently attentive to that, the US might still be great. I guess. But at least fewer and quieter Nazis.

26.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are Jesus bagels, gotta feed 'em all!

25.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Film noir?

25.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0