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radically pluralist they/them matrix: @alto:private.coffee mostly here to make jokes no one will get minors welcome to interact idc (there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)

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what even compelled you to touch мастдай this time

07.03.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is a long shot - would anyone happen to have a Wireshark packet capture of an Xbox 360 updating via LIVE *before* the Kinect/fall 2010 system update?

reposts for reach appreciated

06.03.2026 09:48 👍 64 🔁 71 💬 4 📌 0

Wasm mentioned 👀

07.03.2026 08:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

random idea that i didn't think much about yet

it would be cool if the PDS could run small WASM "applets" on behalf of the users

each user gets a hourly/daily/monthly budget of core-hours of CPU and megabyte-hours of RAM and can use them on as many applets as they want

06.03.2026 07:23 👍 82 🔁 7 💬 14 📌 3

they say it's some kinda disorder but than ks

07.03.2026 07:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

helo?

05.03.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And they call it "reproducible", despite the fact that NixOS users will never reprodu-

26.02.2026 21:40 👍 114 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 1

brb putting silverblue on my microcontroller

05.03.2026 09:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of the "Spotted dick" polish wikipedia page.

screenshot of the "Spotted dick" polish wikipedia page.

me lookin' for a place to sit

05.03.2026 08:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

real!!!

03.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when u find your oomfs comment under a random yt vid ^_^

03.03.2026 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

solid state types

23.02.2026 23:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God hates floats because they're made to survive floods 😔

23.02.2026 21:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥺🥺❔

23.02.2026 21:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she 🥴 on my 🤨📸 till I 🔥🔥💯

23.02.2026 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

compiling rust to scratch

23.02.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

copilot integration for Scratch

23.02.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

this is true

23.02.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two four hex oomfies

22.02.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That Funny Feeling -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside")
That Funny Feeling -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside") YouTube video by boburnham

youtube.com/watch?v=ObOq...

20.02.2026 10:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

j*bhaver 🤢

19.02.2026 13:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good. your mother is a beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night

19.02.2026 11:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 05:24 👍 5979 🔁 2134 💬 62 📌 47

wait shit did i just agree to empl*yment 🤢

17.02.2026 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

only if you pay for my estrogen

17.02.2026 22:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what are you gonna do? tell mom??

17.02.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i don't regret anything i said ever

17.02.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what is this sudo dd if doing on that /dev/sdb

17.02.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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holiday project: balatrize hazel

07.01.2025 16:46 👍 52 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0

me

16.02.2026 19:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0