This will never pass but no one is stopping you from naming names. But you won't do this because they are your friends.
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This will never pass but no one is stopping you from naming names. But you won't do this because they are your friends.
I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.
"It wouldn't work!" obviously not right NOW, but you gotta set the table for when it COULD work. Or are you not serious, my hypothetical powerful political friends?
If you ARE serious, hypotheticals, it's pretty low-effort to just keep banging that impeachment drum and attach it to every subject.
sorry buddy just killing you in a gunfight is too good for you
you must be trapped by your own hubris
also you should know that I robbed the place blind under your nose before I locked you in there
I like the cacti
Anyway, I can't imagine why Biden's strategy of exclusively referring to Trump as "the former guy" and choosing not to prosecute the people who tried to stage a coup didn't work.
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
We need to find a way to make the lives of bad dems hell.
You gotta see yourself in the future
Season 3 is a mass food poisoning at Golden Corral buffet.
we're orange catholic bible-maxxing, we're heading to peak Butlerian Jihad
I keep thinking what could get Durbin to actually change his mind. I think he would let the entire state burn before failing to grant unanimous consent.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.
They are free to try making a normal shaped city that works.
the Democratic Party is going to be handed a windfall current leadership is utterly incapable of exploiting and we need there to be consequences for this time.
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
Bernie should have minded his own business. Let mullin do this on camera.
If you care about Black representation, you should be concerned that the oldest Dems running in 2026 are Black
Maxine Waters (87)
Jim Clyburn (85)
Frederica Wilson (83)
Emanuel Cleaver (81)
David Scott (80)
Alma Adams (79)
Sanford Bishop (79)
Al Green (78)
Bobby Scott (78)
Bennie Thompson (78)
"This cancer in the body politic has not been given enough room to spread"
The final Subnautica vehicle out beauties 9/10 actual space ships.
Send a reporter to my hometown and then reconsider the word "unexpected."
Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch
I'm old enough to remember the Biden administration. Dems will do nothing again. You can't even get dems to stop voting form trump bills and nominees.
Depends if they choose to run with it every night like they did Benghazi
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]
Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
I very nearly finished this.
Let them fight.
