Matty

Now discovering: how hostile Melbourne’s public transport is

Wew three consecutive nights have floored me; who’d have guessed it 🥹😮‍💨😴

Catching the early light 🙂‍↕️🍑

Ok that’s quite enough of that 💦

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On demand!

gm UK viewers 💚

Went to a rave and did NOT lose a necklace, we’re so back

One pretty pair of tops!

Go on a hike they said
You’ll survive just fine they said

The Aldermen say so, apparently

Too many clothes bought today, considering none are being worn tomorrow 🥹🥴

Today on changing room tours~

✈️ SYD (and now time to sleep)

Erased from my memory (maybe I saw them once in Netherton’s Netto before that went)

What the heck are these

Oh it mine but the wrong one and the wrong colour 🥲

One week to go and not even got a haircut booked yet 🥹😭

True I sometimes see some take forever of this - if it took me longer than one minute I wouldn’t (tho I can’t say I suit otherwise

What’s to be divided about?

Come take them I guess

Sleepy nights

o that sofa 😌

what a woeful day full of ~twats~

You know it 🙂‍↕️

Alching the time away

And here I am heckin sailing 🥹

One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨

And here I shall lay
for the rest of the day